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Old 10/16/2007, 04:08 PM
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Anyone know how to Tango ?

I think I'm in trouble. Mrs Oz wants to take tango classes.

She's been watching Dancing with the Stars.

How do I get out of this and not be in the dog house ?

or should I just get my Saturday Night Fever suit from the attic and go along.
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Old 10/16/2007, 04:09 PM
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go along it could be fun, and if your bad enough she will be the one wanting to stop
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Old 10/16/2007, 04:12 PM
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Old 10/16/2007, 04:15 PM
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Two options.

1. Shut up and dance like a man.
2. Tell her dancing is a mating ritual. Since you two are mated there is no longer any need to practice this ritual. Ask her if she prefers that you sleep on the floor or couch?
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Old 10/16/2007, 04:17 PM
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LOL I teach Argentine Tango. Very physical. Try it... its quite a workout.

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Old 10/16/2007, 04:25 PM
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Re: Anyone know how to Tango ?

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Originally posted by oz


or should I just get my Saturday Night Fever suit from the attic and go along.

There ya go.
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Old 10/16/2007, 04:31 PM
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I guess I'll do my husbandry duty and go along. Dancing is mostly attitude anyway right ?

The pants of the white suit has a butt tear, I'll guess I'll just have to buy some new dancing clothes.

nk57, what do I wear or where do I buy nice Tango outfit. thanks.
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Old 10/16/2007, 05:10 PM
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I don't know much about the Tango, but I understand that it takes 2.

HTH
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Old 10/16/2007, 07:16 PM
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I don't know much about the Tango, but I understand that it takes 2.

HTH
Meh...beat me to the punch line.

Needless, my wife's been wanting to do the ballroom dancing thing for years now. I can happily say that I'm still man of my domain...if you know what I mean
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Old 10/16/2007, 07:27 PM
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Oz, my dance partner usually wears black slacks and a black or white dress shirt. I would say to get a cotton/knit blend as you as the male in the dance do lots of upper body turning during the dance.

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Old 10/16/2007, 08:32 PM
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Take the class,

When you get home close the blinds, turn the lights down low, turn on the music, and practice with the "woman of your dreams".

Might turn out better than you expected ............


(Don't forget to close the blinds first)
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Old 10/16/2007, 09:22 PM
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Break your leg then you don't have to go. If you break it by doing something for her like house work then she'll even feel sorry for you.
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Old 10/17/2007, 05:36 AM
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Meh...beat me to the punch line.

Needless, my wife's been wanting to do the ballroom dancing thing for years now. I can happily say that I'm still man of my domain...if you know what I mean

Your wife cut you off and you had to take matters into your own hands, so to speak, huh.
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