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Old 04/27/2007, 11:59 AM
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Men, it just got much worse...

The CHC is getting their own town now!!!

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"Women's town" to put men in their place

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese tourism authorities are seeking investment to build a novel concept attraction -- the world's first "women's town," where men get punished for disobedience, an official said Thursday.

The 2.3-square-km Longshuihu village in the Shuangqiao district of Chongqing municipality, also known as "women's town," was based on the local traditional concept of "women rule and men obey," a tourism official told Reuters.

"Traditional women dominate and men have to be obedient in the areas of Sichuan province and Chongqing, and now we are using it as an idea to attract tourists and boost tourism," the official, surname Li, said by telephone.

The tourism bureau planned to invest between 200 million yuan ($26 million) and 300 million yuan in infrastructure, roads and buildings, Li said.

"We welcome investors from overseas and nationwide to invest in our project," he added.

The motto of the new town would be "women never make mistakes, and men can never refuse women's requests," Chinese media have reported.

When tour groups enter the town, female tourists would play the dominant role when shopping or choosing a place to stay, and a disobedient man would be punished by "kneeling on an uneven board" or washing dishes in restaurant, media reports said.

The project, begun in the end of 2005, was expected to take three to five years to finish.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070426/...mentown_odd_dc
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Old 04/27/2007, 12:14 PM
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Hmmmm, wonder if all the buildings will be covered in leather...
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Old 04/27/2007, 12:28 PM
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Hey we already rule, why would we need our own town?
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Old 04/27/2007, 12:35 PM
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if the woman from the provence are in charge of the project, i bet it will take a little bit longer than three to five years to finish!
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Old 04/27/2007, 12:36 PM
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my wife has always played "a dominate role in where we shop or stay" what is new about that?
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Old 04/27/2007, 12:38 PM
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And it's decor will change every other day prolonging the process even further.
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Old 04/27/2007, 12:58 PM
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if the woman from the provence are in charge of the project, i bet it will take a little bit longer than three to five years to finish!
No, they'll be right on schedule because they won't need to stop and drink a beer every time they put in a nail.
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Old 04/27/2007, 01:04 PM
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No, they'll be right on schedule because they won't need to stop and drink a beer every time they put in a nail.
Or discuss the benefits of farting...
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Old 04/27/2007, 02:44 PM
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Is that all it is.

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Old 04/27/2007, 03:22 PM
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Or discuss the benefits of farting...
Or be too macho to read the instruction booklet first!!!!!
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Old 04/27/2007, 03:40 PM
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No, they'll be right on schedule because they won't need to stop and drink a beer every time they put in a nail.
Do you have any idea how much time will be wasted everytime a woman breaks a nail? i'd say double the projected completion time.
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Old 04/27/2007, 03:47 PM
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No... only the construction supervisors will be women, and it will get done ahead of schedule b/c they are going to "withold" from the men till it is done.
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Old 04/27/2007, 03:55 PM
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No, it will never be completed. Have you EVER known a group of women to agree on anything?
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Old 04/27/2007, 03:57 PM
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wemen agree on everything we just don't also agree with a man's opinion
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Old 04/27/2007, 05:02 PM
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They better hope that those working on the HVAC aren't at "that age" in their life. Otherwise it will be 5 degrees outside and the AC will be running inside the buildings.
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Old 04/27/2007, 05:11 PM
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I want to run for Mayor!!
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Old 04/27/2007, 05:15 PM
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I want to run for Mayor!!

Can I be one of your subordinates?
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Old 04/27/2007, 05:16 PM
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Can I be one of your subordinates?
DONE! Who's next?
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Old 04/27/2007, 05:30 PM
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There will probably be a 4 day holiday each month there, for that special time of the month.
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Old 04/27/2007, 07:08 PM
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Re: Men, it just got much worse...

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The CHC is getting their own town now!!!
Oh that is so cool, now I know where to send my wife for her next vacaion, it will be a stress less invironment. Maybe she will come back to me sane.

























Hahahahahahahahhah
















Ya in my dreams right, I am the one that needs to go visit this place to get sane.
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