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Thanks alot Canada
I really appreciate your export known as Sarah McLachlan...she has a beautiful voice and is an awesome writer...but now I think I need a anti-depressant !
WoW !!! I should probably put something a little more cheerful on ! ......oh and btw...you can have the screaming banshee Avril Lavigne back !!! Our school systems have enough of these thanks !
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Take back Cellophane Dion, too!
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blame canada........................ blame canadaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We would, however, like to hang on to shania twain and pamala anderson for just a little while longer.
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We do have a miraculous invention called an on/off switch ya know.
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That we do Mutt... there seems to be only one problem with that feature. It requires a man to move his wrist and a finger. Surprisingly most of these new fangle remotes haven't come up voice activated options, which would make many men happy.
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Lets go up there and force them off the metric system.
Blame Canada
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kraft dinner anyone
I want to thank canada for the Trailer Park Boys |
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I want to thank Canada for Poukie Bear & Marine Fiend!!!
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Sorry, but the metric system stays.
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You guys there are metric too!!??
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I do now!! The weight factor is the only thing that makes since to use in metric IMO. Aren't you just a plethora of info MUTT?!?!?!
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Dan Akroyd is/was Canadian, right. So they aren't all bad.
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dan akroyd live in kingston ontario on a farm he has a posse of about 30 hells angels that he rolls with and he drives a giant old cadillac.
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Technically, the conversions and math is a lot easier in metrics but all of the American engineers n scientists have lived in the English system so we don't have a feel for metrics. You tell me 700 gallons per minute and I can size all sorts of equipment off the top of my head. You tell me 700 liters per minute and I have to convert to gpm before I can have a real feel for the size of equipment required. It's like me telling you a horse is 180 centimeters at the withers. You'd have to convert to inches and then to hands before you had a good feel for how big he is. P.S. - On an entertaining note, the English system is named because the English came up with it and a lot of it was originally based on the measurements of the King of England. Now, the English have abandonned their own system for metrics which are based on more constant items such as the speed of light in a vacuum (which, technically speaking, is not constant and is slowing down).
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Thanks MUTT!!! I actually struggled thru it! You know, 5 line rule and all!!
PLETHORA of KNOWLEDGE should be in your occupation slot too!
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Plethora of BS would be more appropriate. When in doubt, baffle em with BS. On a comical side note, one area of expertise that I have is statistical analysis. I discovered many years ago that three magic phrases in a presentation will hit the audience like Mr. Freeze's freeze gun in the Batman movies. Those phrases are mean, standard deviation, and gaussion distribution. You say those magic words and the eyes will just glaze over with one or two exceptions that will sit there nodding their heads knowingly. If you mention Krieging, you can usually glaze over the last 1 or 2 as well. If you don't, LOOK OUT.
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OKAY I will concede...these are two VERY nice exports from Canada !!!
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EXPORTS!!! I need to see the papers on those to before I clear them thru customs. Show me your C.O.!!!! I don't think either of them will pass quarantine!!!
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Exports???? When did they export Poukie and where do I purchase one????
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I mis-spoke...I WISH they would export Poukies to the US !!!
She'd go like hotcakes !
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I think I can get you the Maple syrup thru pretty quick. Might be a day or two on the Canadains!
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You have to admit, Fahrenheit makes no sense at all..
This aired the other day up here, CBC's list of the top 50 Canadian inventions... http://www.cbc.ca/inventions/inventions.html Everything from the paint roller, standard time, insulin, zipper, wonder bra, POUTINE to the telephone. Respect Canada!!! (please ) Oh and those blackberry's you hate/love so much trickled down from my land...
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