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Old 03/15/2007, 10:36 AM
hogpark7430 hogpark7430 is offline
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Finger amputation pays off
Finger amputation pays off.
A friend of mine and I had an accident with a helium powered drill press, anyway we both ended up losing some fingers in the accident and it has left me feeling like less of a complete man. That is until today. We are on a business trip and were driving, when my friend sees this cute girl and decides to wave at her. I joined in the wave forgetting that I was using the hand with most of the fingers missing. I was very embarrassed until the girl rolled down the window and blew us a kiss! I feel so complete now.
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Old 03/15/2007, 10:42 AM
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Old 03/15/2007, 10:46 AM
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Old 03/15/2007, 10:47 AM
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Old 03/15/2007, 10:50 AM
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Old 03/15/2007, 10:51 AM
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Old 03/15/2007, 10:53 AM
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Old 03/15/2007, 11:02 AM
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Old 03/15/2007, 11:08 AM
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Old 03/15/2007, 12:28 PM
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Was she as cute as this???



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Old 03/15/2007, 12:50 PM
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Poukie, you have my light fixture!
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Old 03/15/2007, 01:13 PM
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Was she as cute as this???

These chicks r hot.

The 1 on the left has nice lips,but the 1 on the right is better looking.


Im proably in trouble for saying this but so what.
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Old 03/15/2007, 01:25 PM
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These chicks r hot.

The 1 on the left has nice lips,but the 1 on the right is better looking.


Im proably in trouble for saying this but so what.
That's pretty much what everyone says, people tend to like the tall skinny blond blue eyed bombshell better.
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Old 03/15/2007, 01:29 PM
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That's pretty much what everyone says, people tend to like the tall skinny blond blue eyed bombshell better.

Its the pink shirt that does it 4 me.
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Old 03/15/2007, 01:34 PM
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Poukie, you light my fixture!

hmmmmmmm????
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Old 03/15/2007, 02:08 PM
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How disappointing!!!

I read this whole thread and not even 1 single pic of the girl magnet-finger missing hand????

This could be the start of a new craze! Guys are definitely dumb enough to start chopping off digits if they think it will get them extra hotties.
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Old 03/15/2007, 02:09 PM
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Old 03/15/2007, 02:16 PM
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Got any jelly to go with that?
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Old 03/15/2007, 02:16 PM
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Brian-are you predjudice against chunky for some reason?
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Old 03/15/2007, 02:19 PM
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Brian-are you predjudice against chunky for some reason?

Must keep quiet...
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Old 03/15/2007, 02:36 PM
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poukie, were these the guys that flipped you the bird?? how immature!
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Old 03/15/2007, 02:38 PM
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poukie, were these the guys that flipped you the bird?? how immature!
What guys Nina??
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Old 03/15/2007, 02:39 PM
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Was she as cute as this???
Sorry it must have been someone else.
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Old 03/15/2007, 02:44 PM
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Sorry it must have been someone else.
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Old 03/15/2007, 02:46 PM
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What guys Nina??

I'm lost with this one tooo ...



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Look at all those forced smiles. They probably all hate each other!- Debi...
She can kick all their butts and can write her name in the snow in cursive!- CRP...


so...what are you wearing...?

panties...?

lace panties...?

that's what I'm wearing - ScubaDave and the telemarketer...


Life can be short, just like me... Live it to the fullest!!! Family is always there for you NO matter what, just like a "true friend" would be... A cheat is a cheat, and are always busted...
 
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