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buy her a car. it'll solidify your role as provider and you'll be gold haha
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That is the best Orange liqueur ever!
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I just went to a milestone birthday.
My friends (birthday girls) daughter planned a surprise 50's party. The limo picked up her mom and a co-worker to take them to a banquet hall for a "work gathering" Inside we were all waiting in our 50's costumes with the elvis impersonator. We all yelled surprise!!! and ate, drank (open bar), and had a dance contest and few other games. She was soo surprised and we danced our hearts out that night... after we all went to a strip club and watched the pole swinging naked girls. Yes all of us, men and women!
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If you are looking for something on the romantic side, give her a weekend.
--Take her out on a sailboat to watch the sun set with a nice white wine and some cheese and grapes. --Then take her to a shnazzy restaurant that has dancing (I love jazz clubs) ** make sure you have them play a special song for you two to dance to. -- Then take her back to a nice hotel and have candles lit everywhere -- Give her a nice bubble bath or sensual shower (with lights off and only candles going) -- Then you can give her a nice body massage with oils -- Hanky panky.... ** remember to out the candles before you fall asleep -- Breakfast in bed -- A little more hanky panky -- Then a free day for her. Take her to do something she likes or let her loose in the spa all day long! I could go on, but I dont want you to loose your retirement fund. LOL Good Luck! FOrgot to add ____ CHocolate covered strawberries and champagne would be nice in the tub. And you can cover the bed and room in petals, just dont get any in your mouth....
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any one else have any ideas for J, I could use some myself ....
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Well what do you think so far?
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