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11/21/2007, 06:13 PM
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reefman 13
I not your auto signature states:
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and feed him for a lifetime." -An old chinese proverb - While that is the old chinese proverb, this proverb has been modernized since the late 70's to reflect the current times and should be: "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and fhe will eventually die of lead and pcb poisoning"
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11/21/2007, 06:17 PM
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give a man on fire and he will be warm for a day. set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...
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11/21/2007, 07:20 PM
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Thanks guys............
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~~Dave~~ ______________________________________________________________________ "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and feed him for a lifetime." -An old chinese proverb |
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11/21/2007, 08:22 PM
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if it smells like fish and tastes like chicken...
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~Mike An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, only "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience." |
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11/21/2007, 09:10 PM
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What are you trying to say Mike? Hugh? Come on. Say it. So us 'kids' can uderstand.
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~~Dave~~ ______________________________________________________________________ "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and feed him for a lifetime." -An old chinese proverb |
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11/21/2007, 09:20 PM
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Here we go again...
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11/21/2007, 09:28 PM
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1)Its an old proverb, i cant add to it
2)Dont call me mike. How many times do i have to tell you were not on a first name basis? 3)Youre in highschool now, i would hope youd understand it at this point.
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~Mike An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, only "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience." |
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11/21/2007, 11:54 PM
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Me chinese, me play joke, me do pee pee in your Coke.
"Well me American, me so smart, me don't drink the pee pee part!" |
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11/22/2007, 09:49 AM
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Yeah Insane, I have to agree with what mmd said.
Pink Floyd- When I clicked post I had missed out on a few smileys
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~~Dave~~ ______________________________________________________________________ "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and feed him for a lifetime." -An old chinese proverb |
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11/22/2007, 10:21 AM
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Quote:
"sorrty, this escalator is temporarily... STAIRS! thank you for the convenience." |
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11/22/2007, 10:27 AM
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i saw a wine-o, he was eating grapes. I was like dude... you have to wait!
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~Mike An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, only "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience." |
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11/23/2007, 05:50 PM
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haha any one else have any more intersting proverbs cause this is hilarious!
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