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03/15/2007, 07:46 AM
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That was SOOOO Imature!
I was driving in to work this morning, minding my own business, singing to myself and having a good ol' time until.....
Some punk arse kid driving a piece of crap imported car that's being held together by silly putty, and that sounds like it would blow up as soon as it went over 4000rpm flipped me the bird!!   We were on the highway, and as I passed him I happened to glance over and there he was, glaring at me and giving me the finger, and his buddy had his hand out the passenger window doing the same thing! I didn't do anything to deserve that! I wasn't tailgating him, I didn't cut him off, I didn't blind him with my highbeams....I can't think of anything that I may have did to get this kid mad at me. After I pull back into my lane, HE decides that he's going to passme, after I just passed him! (ya, real mature buddy, lets see your car pass mine!) So when he pulled out, I rolled down my window (I have tinted windows and you can't see in) and gave him and his buddy an overly exaggerated smile, a little wink and a sexy wave, and I blew them each a few kisses. HA! HA! The look of total shock and bewilderment and confusion their faces were PRICELESS! 
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03/15/2007, 08:02 AM
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lmao... only you would come up with this one Way to go Poukie  , where as I would've just went off on them  , yeah budddddy, my hubby's truck driver mouth would've become my own...Christy... 
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i look damn good in it too, i'll have you know- Nina... Look at all those forced smiles. They probably all hate each other!- Debi... She can kick all their butts and can write her name in the snow in cursive!- CRP... so...what are you wearing...? panties...? lace panties...? that's what I'm wearing - ScubaDave and the telemarketer... Life can be short, just like me... Live it to the fullest!!! Family is always there for you NO matter what, just like a "true friend" would be... A cheat is a cheat, and are always busted... |
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03/15/2007, 08:05 AM
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03/15/2007, 08:11 AM
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But I'm sure you made the boys' day. They're tellin' all their bus' "yeah we were flippin off this car and the next thing you know, the Official Salifert Hot Chick wanted us"
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03/15/2007, 08:27 AM
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They better watch out, messing with Habib's hunny like that... tsk, tsk, tsk...
Be prepared for tomorrow morning, they may be looking for you !!!Christy...
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i look damn good in it too, i'll have you know- Nina... Look at all those forced smiles. They probably all hate each other!- Debi... She can kick all their butts and can write her name in the snow in cursive!- CRP... so...what are you wearing...? panties...? lace panties...? that's what I'm wearing - ScubaDave and the telemarketer... Life can be short, just like me... Live it to the fullest!!! Family is always there for you NO matter what, just like a "true friend" would be... A cheat is a cheat, and are always busted... |
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03/15/2007, 08:28 AM
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Try mooning them next time.
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03/15/2007, 08:31 AM
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03/15/2007, 08:38 AM
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Good way to get back at them Poukie. Nothing bewilders a man more than an unexpected response.
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03/15/2007, 08:44 AM
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man check her out i think i saw her on a dutch web site.
yeah man those eyes are real you know. never man.
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03/15/2007, 09:01 AM
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A tale as old as time....
That IS the age-old answer...you raised the bet and they ain't got the wherewithal.
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03/15/2007, 09:03 AM
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Ammended Note to self: Flipping Poukie the bird while she's a passanger in traffic will get you a free look at her bare bottom.
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03/15/2007, 09:07 AM
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Hmmm....so Poukie likes a little sassiness in her men eh? Somebody let coyote and Jeffe know.
Stupid kids....we've got 'em around here. Worst in the spring. I got a good laugh at one the other day. Punk kid with his suped up, tricked out, wanna-be Fast and the Furious poser car...and his front end was all busted up and no bumper driving down the highway! Now how you supposed to even TRY to look cool with a busted up front end? I got a real good laugh at his expense.
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03/15/2007, 09:12 AM
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Atleast you got a laugh ... Our son wants to modify his car, but personally other than tinted windows, it doesn't need much at all...Christy...
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i look damn good in it too, i'll have you know- Nina... Look at all those forced smiles. They probably all hate each other!- Debi... She can kick all their butts and can write her name in the snow in cursive!- CRP... so...what are you wearing...? panties...? lace panties...? that's what I'm wearing - ScubaDave and the telemarketer... Life can be short, just like me... Live it to the fullest!!! Family is always there for you NO matter what, just like a "true friend" would be... A cheat is a cheat, and are always busted... |
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03/15/2007, 09:14 AM
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03/15/2007, 09:17 AM
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You ain't lyin' there... Heck, he wasn't too happy when we told him it's going to be about $120 a month for insurance  !!! The deal is we pay the car he pays the insurance and the gas ...Christy...
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i look damn good in it too, i'll have you know- Nina... Look at all those forced smiles. They probably all hate each other!- Debi... She can kick all their butts and can write her name in the snow in cursive!- CRP... so...what are you wearing...? panties...? lace panties...? that's what I'm wearing - ScubaDave and the telemarketer... Life can be short, just like me... Live it to the fullest!!! Family is always there for you NO matter what, just like a "true friend" would be... A cheat is a cheat, and are always busted... |
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03/15/2007, 09:23 AM
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And there are a few lucky guys out there that have had the experience. But that was wwwwaaaaaayyyyy back in my highschool days.
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Michelle I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not wounded or sick - DEAD ! |
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03/15/2007, 09:37 AM
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03/15/2007, 09:39 AM
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Last week???  Note to self... when weather warms up (so I don't freeze my keester off), ride motorcycle to Canada and give Poukie the single digit salute. 
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03/15/2007, 09:39 AM
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I am shocked I'm tellin' ya just shocked!!!Christy...
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i look damn good in it too, i'll have you know- Nina... Look at all those forced smiles. They probably all hate each other!- Debi... She can kick all their butts and can write her name in the snow in cursive!- CRP... so...what are you wearing...? panties...? lace panties...? that's what I'm wearing - ScubaDave and the telemarketer... Life can be short, just like me... Live it to the fullest!!! Family is always there for you NO matter what, just like a "true friend" would be... A cheat is a cheat, and are always busted... |
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03/15/2007, 09:50 AM
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