Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say "Your Zipper Is Down"

[pnosko]

OK, I anticipate this thread will get closed (prove me wrong!), but that's not my intent. I think this is from Letterman.

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9.. Quasimoto needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped....

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts!

[tsquad]

Are you afraid of heights?
-No why?
Your zipper is!
or
Are you afaid of heights?
-Yes, why?
Your zipper is too!

[BrianD]

I see your flag is at half-mast.

[MarinaP]

Your tie! Look at your tie! No, lower, lower... That's it.

[clavery]

XYZ PDQ, to quote a childhood expression.

(examine your zipper, pretty darn quick, in case you missed that one)

[jbird]

dude...your zipper.

[serjuanca88]

my friends and i always use the code word "gravity"

[beerguy]

Your griss is showing.

[IMustBreakYou]

Hmm...I don't look at dude's crotches.

[GlovesOfSteel]

how about "your zippers down" so then stupid people will know what your saying

[Muttling]

Are you trolling for ____'s?

(Insert insensitive slang for a homosexual .)

[Drano]

Front door.

--gayle

[der Riff-Konig]

Don't say anything. Just zip it up.

[RicksReefs]

Originally posted by der Riff-Konig
Don't say anything. Just zip it up.

joey would have to remove a large foreign object
if someone attemped to pull up my zipper.

[Tahoe Ocean]

I just whisper in their ear: You forgot to close up shop after doing your business.

[despot101]

Tell them then niner is showing. Guys will go for their zipper almost all the time. Girls on the other hand look at their chest...

[Potsy]

"I just happened to be staring at your crotch and noticed that your zipper is down."

If it's a woman, I'll just quietly reach down and pull it up for her. No need to make her uncomfortable by bringing it up in conversation.

[Tahoe Ocean]

"If it's a woman, I'll just quietly reach down and pull it up for her. No need to make her uncomfortable by bringing it up..."


Hahaha! I'm sure there was no pun intended!

[xxaquanutxx]

and I have used this one quit a bit "hrm, dude,.....the fish market is open" or I would do a little clearing of the throat and when I have thier attention do a little glance down there. THey get the idea!

[Fat Man]

Holster that sidearm soldier!

[fishinchick]

* Better go check your rattle snake

* So is this your clever way of asking for a date?

*Feeling a funny draft today?

* New fashion trend?

*Braggart

*You know, most people just wear shorts instead

*ahh I see it's laundry day and you were out of underwear

[Hoggn]

Dude your one eyed monster is winking at me!

[KT & SJ]

- Are you advertising?

- Beans and Franks!

[burntom]

We always said at school "You're flying low without a license".

[cecilturtle]

Dude, you been staying up late making doughnuts again?

Honey, staighten your tie...

Those are nice boxers...

Gee, I dunno. I only shake hands on the first date...

You know, they also make those in a button-fly...

LOOK EVERYBODY!