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Scientists discover oldest living animal (a Clam)... and promptly kill it
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What a bunch of morons!
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did the final services include drawn butter or cocktail sauce?
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"The research team believe they may have older clams in their collection that have yet to be dissected."
Good Lord. Killing the oldest and probably most peaceful animals on the planet, simply because "it is possible that an investigation of the tissues of these real life Methuselahs might help us to understand the process of ageing" How very sad. I'm embarrassed for us as a species right now.
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It wasn't like they knew how old it was before they dissected it. Read the article people!
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Well said fat man
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Wonder what a 400 year old clam tastes like...
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they're still idiots!
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Oh how silly of me. Thanks Dino.
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Kinda reminds me of a quote I once heard: "I wanted to meet interesting people from an old and distinguished culture... and kill them."
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LOLOLOLOL @ dinoman
Q: How does a 400 year old clam taste? dinoman: Depends? >dont get it? google image search "depends" |
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oops i hit reply before the pic loaded...
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Monkey see monkey do.
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Aww man, not the Giant squid again. You guys had to bring that up didn't you.
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at least i know how old i am, and i have the certificate to prove it. i hope.
ohh Nina....................
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