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View Poll Results: What do you think of S.M.A.S. | |||
I'm not cool enough to join S.M.A.S. | 5 | 16.67% | |
I would like to join, but wish it was only $50 | 0 | 0% | |
I am going to do all I can to join S.M.A.S. | 9 | 30.00% | |
I choked a chicken and then found out it won't get me into S.M.A.S. | 16 | 53.33% | |
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll |
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I think you should rethink your club name. M.arine, R.eef and A.quarium S.ociety of S.ycamore. Now that will get you a following to be proud of!
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Isn't that from a Seinfeld episode? Oh, wait, that was "@SSMAN"
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gigle gigle
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Membership cards?
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If you would like a piece of my SMAS you need to wine and dine me first. I don't have an easy SMAS that you can just get in on the first date and then don't give a call back!
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Im in. I know im in already because I mowed my own lawn earlier.
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#33
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My landscapers went out of business so I had to mow my own lawn last week... I have to find new landscapers next summer....
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not to mention the 210g in wall nano would have been installed as well |
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I can't believe I'm sittin here in Vegas missin all this!
I used to live in a town called Red-Dick I stalk all OT threads I love Lobster (even if it's red) And Little rymes with Buehler after enough wine |
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After enough wine Buehler just rhymes... lol
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Your right. Little does rhyme with Buehler after drinking. I am indulging tonight cuz there are issues with my tank that I can not fix. So I might as well have some cocktails and ponder my solutions. |
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Pam, would you like to open open up your own SMAS in vegas? I think you could get many members to enter
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I think you should have to own a Member's Only jacket too.
Pink of course! Maybe the first initial of your name embroidered on the front |
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Anyway back to Pam's issue... Isn't getting SMAS out there enough?
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I just found my husbands Members Only jacket in the hall closet
I'm like sooo in this club now Pam are they a little stiff, cause that's just not enough
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Looks like it's time to turn on the wayback machine... Check out this member's only commercial... I'd have gotten one and kept it if I knew that all these years later it would be the key to membership in SMAS!
http://www.jibjab.com/view/166183
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#46
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Great commercial!
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SMAS rhymes with wrasse
Member's only jackets will let you gain access to the tunnel of beef....if you haven't been there yet, it is a must see...
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As one of the founding members of SMAS you have the authorization to prounounce SMAS as you see fit...
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