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05/01/2007, 05:24 PM
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I hate the lounge.
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05/01/2007, 05:32 PM
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05/01/2007, 05:39 PM
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Re: For all intents and purposes...
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05/01/2007, 06:13 PM
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What's this about an intensive porpoise?
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05/01/2007, 06:37 PM
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Insensitive tortise??? wha??
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05/01/2007, 10:49 PM
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Comes from the phrase...
"to all intents, constructions, and purposes"
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05/01/2007, 11:27 PM
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It's a mute point.
THAT's the one that sets me off. Moot, the point is MOOT.
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05/01/2007, 11:34 PM
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thats a pretty pitcher on your wall
ARRRGGGHHH PICTURE, not pitcher ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
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05/02/2007, 06:06 AM
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Friend: "Have you seen my jury?"
Me: No I haven't ever served on a jury. Friend: "Huh?" "I can't find my jury box." Me: I'm positive it's still in the courthouse. Friend: "Huh?" "Not Jury....Jury!" Me: Huh? When are you scheduled for jury duty? Friend: "forget it!" You can hear this version of Jewlery over the loud speaker in every Wal-Mart. It makes me laugh every time.
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05/02/2007, 08:29 AM
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another favorite...THAT COP DIDN'T GIVE ME MY MALINDA WARNING!!! 
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05/02/2007, 08:48 AM
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05/02/2007, 11:20 AM
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05/02/2007, 01:58 PM
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I ain't got nothin'. That's the idear. The turtles is the problem.
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05/02/2007, 02:43 PM
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05/02/2007, 02:49 PM
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05/02/2007, 09:11 PM
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Enema Domain
Thats when the govt wants to take your crap (UA)
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