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Old 09/12/2005, 02:09 PM
Ky_Yaker Ky_Yaker is offline
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Funniest bumper sticker you have seen
I saw a very diry car the other day and somebody had written "I wish my wife was this dirty" across the back window. I thought it was hillarious. What's the funniest bumper sticker or writing on a car you've seen?
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Old 09/12/2005, 02:13 PM
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I saw one, it said something like My kid is on the honor role at such and such state prison
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Old 09/12/2005, 02:25 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 02:27 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 02:43 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 02:51 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 02:52 PM
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Re: Funniest bumper sticker you have seen
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Originally posted by spalmer114
I saw a very diry car the other day and somebody had written "I wish my wife was this dirty" across the back window. I thought it was hillarious. What's the funniest bumper sticker or writing on a car you've seen?
That had me sitting in my office laughing like a madman...

"Hi, I am a bumper sticker"...
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Old 09/12/2005, 02:52 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 02:52 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 03:11 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 03:59 PM
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Found one of those Yellow ribbons everyone seem s to have on thier cars:

Ribon read: "Support the Chinese ribbon Industry!"
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Old 09/12/2005, 04:01 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 04:04 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 04:07 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 04:23 PM
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on my truck... racecar spelled backwards is racecar.
funny to see ppl trying to figure it out
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Old 09/12/2005, 06:49 PM
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DeLong20: Where do you get the PETA sticker? "I always tell people I only eat something if it once had a mother".
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Old 09/12/2005, 07:01 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 07:07 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 07:18 PM
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On my best friends truck, he has it lifted 42":
LIFT IT: FAT CHICKS CANT JUMP
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Old 09/12/2005, 09:09 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 09:11 PM
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Old 09/12/2005, 09:54 PM
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(i thought this one up)(haven't actually seen it)
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOUR DRIVING TOO FAST.
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Old 09/13/2005, 02:48 AM
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If corn oil is made from corn....
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Old 09/13/2005, 06:06 AM
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Old 09/13/2005, 06:08 AM
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