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OT-DaveBien
Naughty is mad at you. She sent you a text message last night wishing you a merry xmas and you didn't respond. I told her it's cause you're old and wouldn't be able to figure out some of the more advanced features of your phone.
Merry Christmas!
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He can figure out how to use the auto functions of a camera though.
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lmao
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"I always come out smelling like a rose" you mean these threads have topics? |
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I saw his cell phone the other day
It's a rotary phone
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"I always come out smelling like a rose" you mean these threads have topics? |
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Believe it or not I JUST got that text at 7:15pm TODAY. (A few minutes ago.) That now makes a total of FOUR texts in 4yrs. As far as replying I'll need to check w/ on of my daughters visiting today to figure that part out. Damn rotaries. Dial 3 ones for a "C", correct?
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Thanks Verizon.....
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Its 3 2's Dave.
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See what I mean??? I need Sarah from the old TV show. I'm kinda like Barney when it comes to cell phones. I just want it to ring sounding like a REAL phone and make/get calls...... period.
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Dave, I thought you were still using the 2 tin cans and string!
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The string went limp years ago...... and I'm so old the cans are rusty.
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are cans still tin?
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You can see for yourself next time...
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Bahumbug
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Bien Bien the wonderful fruit,
the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel, so how bout Bien for every meal!
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We are still waiting for Dave to stop over. After we left Famous Dave's on the last bus tour, he vanished. We had assumed that he had fallen and couldn't get up. The poor old guy...first he got lost, then he forgot where he was going, then he forgot who he was!
Way to go Dave, now Beefeater is mad at you too! She heard that you were text messaging Naughty and wants to know why you didn't send one to her? |
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