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Old 05/03/2007, 07:51 AM
UH_OH_5_OH UH_OH_5_OH is offline
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Joke from my 9 yr old
Dad...I got a joke for ya...ya ready?

Go ahead buddy!

Okay...there's these two muffins in the oven. One muffin looks at the other muffin and says...'Whew, sure is hot in here !'

The other muffin looks up and says; 'HOLY COW..A TALKING MUFFIN !!!'


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He was sooooooooo proud of that one !
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Old 05/03/2007, 08:01 AM
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LOL!!!!!!
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Old 05/03/2007, 08:02 AM
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Old 05/03/2007, 08:16 AM
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i don't get it.
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Old 05/03/2007, 08:20 AM
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I guess he inherited his father's sense of humor?
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Old 05/03/2007, 08:24 AM
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i don't get it.

Surprise, surprise, surprise

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Old 05/03/2007, 08:26 AM
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i don't get it.


How am I not surprised !?!? I guess if the joke would have made some reference to the worst pain in the world...you'd shot back with......


Try giving birth !!!



.......and PoukieBear.......You're absolutely right !!! That boy is hysterical !!!
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Old 05/03/2007, 08:39 AM
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Surprise, surprise, surprise
yer gonna die.
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Old 05/03/2007, 08:40 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by UH_OH_5_OH
[B]How am I not surprised !?!? I guess if the joke would have made some reference to the worst pain in the world...you'd shot back with......


Try giving birth !!!



yer gonna die, too. right after bart.
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Old 05/03/2007, 08:41 AM
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yer gonna die.
I believe he would prefer toast this morning. Can you accommodate him?
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Old 05/03/2007, 08:43 AM
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I believe he would prefer toast this morning. Can you accommodate him?
no. i'm in a killing sorta mood.
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Old 05/03/2007, 08:48 AM
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no. i'm in a killing sorta mood.
Ahhhh. The "killing" flashes kicking in.
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Old 05/03/2007, 09:00 AM
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Careful....she's got 17 other former Loungers buried out in her fields !!!
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Old 05/03/2007, 09:06 AM
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Careful....she's got 17 other former Loungers buried out in her fields !!!
So thats why she lives out in the country. My wife just threatens to bury me in the basement.
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Old 05/03/2007, 09:58 AM
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2 Peanuts were walking down the street...one was assulted...
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Old 05/03/2007, 10:16 AM
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BA BOOM CHING !!!
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Old 05/03/2007, 10:29 AM
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This one is only funny if said out loud and only if you don't pronounce aunt as "awnt"(and then it is questionable)

Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants too.
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Old 05/03/2007, 10:30 AM
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Cute !
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Old 05/03/2007, 10:33 AM
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Careful....she's got 17 other former Loungers buried out in her fields !!!
and she still has 17 acres of unused fields.
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Old 05/03/2007, 02:23 PM
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Old 05/03/2007, 04:47 PM
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Re: Joke from my 9 yr old
Quote:
Originally posted by UH_OH_5_OH
Dad...I got a joke for ya...ya ready?

Go ahead buddy!

Okay...there's these two muffins in the oven. One muffin looks at the other muffin and says...'Whew, sure is hot in here !'

The other muffin looks up and says; 'HOLY COW..A TALKING MUFFIN !!!'


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He was sooooooooo proud of that one !
made me laugh.
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Old 05/03/2007, 04:53 PM
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:LOL:

That IS funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e0v8ybZhpw
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Old 05/03/2007, 04:53 PM
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My niece had a joke that would slay a room full of adults when she was about 7 or so...


Whats grey & comes in quarts?



























An Elephant!
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Old 05/03/2007, 06:10 PM
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My niece had a joke that would slay a room full of adults when she was about 7 or so...


Whats grey & comes in quarts?



























An Elephant!
ok, i SERIOUSLY don't get that one.
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Old 05/03/2007, 06:10 PM
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Quote:
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My niece had a joke that would slay a room full of adults when she was about 7 or so...


Whats grey & comes in quarts?



























An Elephant!
Now that's just gross...
 
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