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12/10/2007, 07:40 PM
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Bath time.....
so my wife give's marek a bath pretty much every night. It's colder upstairs so the doors always closed. I make a point to scratch on the door like a kitty, make noises, anything so he has to guess what it is. Well tonight, I start talking through the door like darth vader, "Marek, I am your father.....". The 2 year old on the other side of the door responds with a whiney "NOOO DADDY...."
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12/10/2007, 07:55 PM
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So what do you read the little bugger for bed time?
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Of course I could be completely mistaken. Ed: "I hate to tell you this Dr., but there aren't any fish in that river. In fact, there isn't any river." Dr. Lao: "That's ok. Me no use bait." |
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12/10/2007, 08:01 PM
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probably catcher in the rye or some stephen king novel
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12/10/2007, 08:06 PM
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His favorite starts this way:
TRUE! nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why WILL you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses, not destroyed, not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell. How then am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily, how calmly, I can tell you the whole story.
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Of course I could be completely mistaken. Ed: "I hate to tell you this Dr., but there aren't any fish in that river. In fact, there isn't any river." Dr. Lao: "That's ok. Me no use bait." |
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12/10/2007, 08:11 PM
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12/10/2007, 08:14 PM
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12/10/2007, 08:57 PM
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i knew.....I love his stuff
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12/10/2007, 11:36 PM
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no alfred?
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12/11/2007, 08:27 AM
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My brother got my boy an Optimus Prime mask for his birthday. It makes a bunch of cool noises and has quotes from Optimus (in the original voice no less)...but the coolest feature is that it has a voice changer in it for the wearer of the mask. This thing makes your voice sound positively evil. I do believe the girlfriend is going to wake up some morning (oh say, bout 2am or so?) to this voice "hey baby, how YOU doin?". Right after I hide the guns and ammo of course
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