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Old 02/17/2003, 07:43 PM
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Motorcycle Joke

Three guys were riding through South Dakota on their way to Sturgis, one on a Honda, one on a Yamaha and one on a Harley.
They had pulled off the road to stretch when they noticed a sheep stuck in a barb wire fence.

The Honda rider said, " I wish we had some shears, then we could get some wool."

The Yamaha rider said, " I wish we had a knife, we could have mutton for dinner tonight."

The Harley rider said, " I wish it was dark out...."
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