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OT-DaveBien
Naughty is mad at you. She sent you a text message last night wishing you a merry xmas and you didn't respond. I told her it's cause you're old and wouldn't be able to figure out some of the more advanced features of your phone.
![]() Merry Christmas!
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He can figure out how to use the auto functions of a camera though.
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lmao
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"I always come out smelling like a rose" you mean these threads have topics? |
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I saw his cell phone the other day
It's a rotary phone
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"I always come out smelling like a rose" you mean these threads have topics? |
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Believe it or not I JUST got that text at 7:15pm TODAY. (A few minutes ago.) That now makes a total of FOUR texts in 4yrs. As far as replying I'll need to check w/ on of my daughters visiting today to figure that part out. Damn rotaries. Dial 3 ones for a "C", correct?
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Thanks Verizon.....
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Never wrestle with a pig, you'll just get muddy and besides the pig likes it !!! |
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Its 3 2's Dave.
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See what I mean??? I need Sarah from the old TV show. I'm kinda like Barney when it comes to cell phones. I just want it to ring sounding like a REAL phone and make/get calls...... period.
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Dave, I thought you were still using the 2 tin cans and string!
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The string went limp years ago...... and I'm so old the cans are rusty.
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are cans still tin?
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"I always come out smelling like a rose" you mean these threads have topics? |
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You can see for yourself next time...
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Never wrestle with a pig, you'll just get muddy and besides the pig likes it !!! |
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Bahumbug
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My Pit Bulls aren't mean, you're just a sissy! Don't breed or buy while shelter animals die, and don't forget real men have their own balls. (Tonya?) Spay and neuter your pets. |
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Quote:
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Bien Bien the wonderful fruit,
the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel, so how bout Bien for every meal!
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I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly attributed to drugs & alcohol. I mean I would never urinate at the Alamo at 9 o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. -Ozzy Osbourne |
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We are still waiting for Dave to stop over.
![]() ![]() ![]() Way to go Dave, now Beefeater is mad at you too! She heard that you were text messaging Naughty and wants to know why you didn't send one to her? ![]() |
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Thread Closed
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