So i got a prankster

[mrferrit]

so i know you all evil geniuses can help a fella out.

so we hired this new guy at work hes really cool and fun
so his 1st prank was parking so close to my car i had to climp in through the t tops to get out so i did the same but closer but i had top move so i failed .

# 2 last night he came in saying he smelled like shaving cream
so i knew .. went out and yup shaving cream under my door handle so i took the shaving cream and put real big on his windshield
I (heart) (insert bad pic. ) so i am waiting for his response tonight.

so tis leads to my retaliation and i turn to the masters of disaster
my thought was a large roll of cellophane and rolling under and over his car closing his doors shut. but thats simple.

SO
i am goikng to need some ideas .
his car is old and ugly so minor destruction might be ok
pain not a good idea cause it might come back to me
water/liquid possibly
HELP ME =)

[mr pink floyd]

the saran wrap around the car is a good idea, just dont put it over the crack of the door, and make sure its flat enough so he cant get it off without scratching anything

you could super glue the locks on his car, so no key will go in

let air out of the tires

[mrferrit]

i would like to not make it perminant after a night of work just hes probably wanna go home so the air naaa
scratching the car i really dont think hes worried about that lol

hmm airhorn just came to mind though hmmm

[mr pink floyd]

if you can get the trunk, or cal open in any way, hide a dead fish in it

put it in the trunk, or under a seat if he leaves it unlockes

[Fat Man]

Call him a bad name.

[mr pink floyd]

leave a present from oreo on his hood

when he drives on the highway maybe the "love" will get spread around a bit too

[mrferrit]

Originally posted by mr pink floyd
if you can get the trunk, or cal open in any way, hide a dead fish in it

put it in the trunk, or under a seat if he leaves it unlockes

i was thinking about this one i do have 10 lbs of frozen shimp in my freezer nice and almost rotten placing about 10 in his car in random places thats a good one.

oo i just read placing confetti on the defroster and setting it on high so when he starts the car poof but i dont think any thing works inside the car lol

[Satori]

Pubes in his coffee? That was a common one in the Army.

[Fat Man]

Originally posted by Satori
Pubes in his coffee? That was a common one in the Army.

That one is liable to get your nose broke.

[mrferrit]

yea i never really have access to his drinks but maybe extreme hot sauce on something he leaves in the fridge.

oo glitter in the air vents sounds good too

need MORE

[makoJ]

put the car up on blocks and the tires on the roof of the building....or any other hard to reach place.

[T Man]

- the ol' banana in the tailpipe
- a couple of cans on some twine tied to the back bumper
underneath the car so when he backs out and pulls away he
will not notice
- buy a cheap toy whistle and tape it backwards to the grill
-place a peice of pink paper under the windshield wiper
-duct tape a quarter to the surface of each tire
-place a nut or bolt inside hubcap
-disconnect a sparkplug wire or two
-pour some used motor oil underneath the motor
-have a female call his house and ask where he is(if married)
- send a subscription to some off the wall periodical to his house
-same sex stripper for him at work
-for a good time call # in public bath room
-Devil on the doorstep
-place cat in mailbox
-TP his house or car
-Sporting Goods stores sell Skunk scent in a bottle you know...
-pour a couple of packs of sugar on the ground below gas lid
-vaseline the rubber on his wiper blades
-secret admirer notes everywhere
-customize a roll of TP with white pepper
-sign him up with AARP
- personal ad in singles section of local newspaper with tele #

These have all worked for me in the past, hope this helps TinMan

[mrferrit]

Originally posted by LU359TINMAN
- - buy a cheap toy whistle and tape it backwards to the grill
-place a nut or bolt inside hubcap
-same sex stripper for him at work
-Sporting Goods stores sell Skunk scent in a bottle you know...
-customize a roll of TP with white pepper

These have all worked for me in the past, hope this helps TinMan

A: i think im doing that tonight with pennies
B: if i had $$ i would soo do this
C: dead shrimp = free
tp OMG ouch

[T Man]

Yea, the TP gag was awesome.....he ran out of the shop and went home, leaving a trail behind him T

[JJ21]

condom over the tailpipe, it pops, vaseline on the tires or steering wheel, or super slick lube, put blow up dolls in the passenger seats, smear fake blood and meat, and human hair all over the hood and windshield to make it look like he hit somebody, if it's tight parking the old "photo of the same spot with nothing behind him glued to the rearview mirror". reroute the exaust gases to the inside of the car?

[trae]

Originally posted by LU359TINMAN
- the ol' banana in the tailpipe
- a couple of cans on some twine tied to the back bumper
underneath the car so when he backs out and pulls away he
will not notice
- buy a cheap toy whistle and tape it backwards to the grill
-place a peice of pink paper under the windshield wiper
-duct tape a quarter to the surface of each tire
-place a nut or bolt inside hubcap
-disconnect a sparkplug wire or two
-pour some used motor oil underneath the motor
-have a female call his house and ask where he is(if married)
- send a subscription to some off the wall periodical to his house
-same sex stripper for him at work
-for a good time call # in public bath room
-Devil on the doorstep
-place cat in mailbox
-TP his house or car
-Sporting Goods stores sell Skunk scent in a bottle you know...
-pour a couple of packs of sugar on the ground below gas lid
-vaseline the rubber on his wiper blades
-secret admirer notes everywhere
-customize a roll of TP with white pepper
-sign him up with AARP
- personal ad in singles section of local newspaper with tele #

These have all worked for me in the past, hope this helps TinMan

Looks like someone was enlisted at one time.

[mrferrit]

condoms great i have a bunch in the car thanks.
will a condom over the tailpipe be bad in any way to the car ?
maybe just over the stick shift if unlocked

there is no way i am risking betsy blowup to him who know what he might do to my precious.

okee tonight is the last chance i have to do this with minimal resorces and ill have till sunday to come up with something real good

so tonight pennies in the hubcap condoms on stickshift if i can find one whistle in his grille

[Anemone]

Shaving cream on the door handle is visible - vaseline generally isn't.

Go to one of those places that either makes or sells kits to make custom license plate holders, then make a new one for his car. It genreally takes quite a while for them to get noticed. Meanwhile, they've driven all over with it on the rear of their car. My favorite is "GAY PRIDE" above the plate and "HONK IF YOU'RE PROUD" beneath.

Soaking the fabric cushion on his chair or car seat is also a fun one... once the person takes a seat, they then have wet pants for hours.

Kevin

[trae]

Okay, smear the windshield and either put the skunk juice in the resevoir or just empty it.

[T Man]

Originally posted by trae
Looks like someone was enlisted at one time.

USMC, we had whole weeks dedicated to mischef! I could only post the "G" rated stuff! TinMan

[mr pink floyd]

reroute the exaust gases to the inside of the car?

yeaaaaa, uhhhh.....

murder is baaaaad

[JLouv]

Go to the local hardware store, get a 10 ft piece of wire, crawl under the car and hook up the red wire on the car horn, loop the wire under the car and put on red wire on the brake light, or even the wire on the front turn signal. Just slide the clip off put the wire on, and then slide the clip back on. Every time he brakes the horn goes off, or goes off with each flash of the light, takes about 10 minutes no damage and very easy to get too.

[trae]

Originally posted by LU359TINMAN
USMC, we had whole weeks dedicated to mischef! I could only post the "G" rated stuff! TinMan

I knew it!! I was in the Corps too. You can't teach this kinda stuff to just anyone.

[Satori]

Originally posted by JLouv
Go to the local hardware store, get a 10 ft piece of wire, crawl under the car and hook up the red wire on the car horn, loop the wire under the car and put on red wire on the brake light, or even the wire on the front turn signal. Just slide the clip off put the wire on, and then slide the clip back on. Every time he brakes the horn goes off, or goes off with each flash of the light, takes about 10 minutes no damage and very easy to get too.

I like that!

[Muttling]

Saran wrap on a car isn't a good idea. The summer heat can cause it to shrink and bust out the windows.


Vaseline the door handles then spray the vaseline with pepper spray. (Old cop trick.)