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11/11/2007, 09:37 AM
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Two Guys In Lowe's
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top, and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says...... "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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11/11/2007, 09:44 AM
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That's the problem. He's looking in the wrong store. I saw her at the grocery store yesterday!
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-Mike- "There either is or there isn't life out there. Both possibilites are frightening." (someone help me out - who said this?) |
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11/11/2007, 01:16 PM
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"Looking foolish does the spirit good. The need not to look foolish is one of youth's many burdens; as we get older we are exempted from more and more." ~ John Updike |
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11/11/2007, 03:19 PM
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Christy...
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i look damn good in it too, i'll have you know- Nina... Look at all those forced smiles. They probably all hate each other!- Debi... She can kick all their butts and can write her name in the snow in cursive!- CRP... so...what are you wearing...? panties...? lace panties...? that's what I'm wearing - ScubaDave and the telemarketer... Life can be short, just like me... Live it to the fullest!!! Family is always there for you NO matter what, just like a "true friend" would be... A cheat is a cheat, and are always busted... |
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11/11/2007, 04:27 PM
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Quote:
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