I go to the Bahamas a LOT for work and Nassau is not very high on my list for vacationing spots. I'd recommend Rum Cay, Elbow Cay, Bimini, or Abaco if you want some additional inspiration.
Oh, and Bart. Men do not have drinks with umbrellas. Your mancard is close to being suspended. Soon you'll be getting your hair cut at a salon with the bikini wax special.