[dinoman]

1. Would you rather read minds or have x-ray vision?

Read minds - on the other hand I'm not sure if I want to know what people are thinking while I'm around them.

2. Does your job require you to wear a uniform?

No

3. What is your favorite salad dressing?

I don't eat salads or salad dressing

4. Do you feel that this quiz is going nowhere fast?

No, I really have nothing else to occupy me at the moment so this is as good as anything!

5. Would you like it to end NOW?

No, please continue...

6. What is your best physical feature?

I have no best physical feature

7. Have you ever had a dream about your own death?

No, but I have been having lots of other funky dreams as of late!

8. Do you feel like you are wasting precious amounts of your life on this lousy quiz?

No, I really don't have much else to do right now.

9. Ever wonder why peaches are fuzzy?

No, I don't eat peaches either.

10. Are you happy that this quiz has ended at 10 questions?

If you had better questions I wouldn't, but since you keep on asking - yes.