Well, since I uttered an oxymoron, you are entitled to your own.
As for suggestions, I need direction from the board on web content. Thus far, I have been kind of winging it.
Also, I recommend that we draft a Webapprentice upon whom I can impart my vast knowledge. We have now what a project manager at work calls a major "beer truck" problem. If I get hit by a beer truck on the way to work, nobody else has the passwords and general info on web structure.