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sherm71tank
07/28/2006, 10:06 PM
Know how to get an elephant into a Safeway bag?










Take the "S" off of "Safe" and the "f" out of "way".
Agu
07/28/2006, 10:12 PM
:confused:
sherm71tank
07/28/2006, 10:13 PM
Oh come on! Say it out loud!!!
pnosko
07/28/2006, 10:57 PM
Still :confused:
sherm71tank
07/28/2006, 10:58 PM
I really expected you guys to get this one. If you say it out loud it helps.
sherm71tank
07/28/2006, 11:00 PM
BTW, love the sig pnosko and couldn't agree more!
sherm71tank
07/28/2006, 11:43 PM
give up?
marie
07/29/2006, 12:00 AM
I got it :rolleyes: :D
sherm71tank
07/29/2006, 12:05 AM
Oh jeez!!!! Thank you marie!!!!!!! :love1:
marie
07/29/2006, 12:08 AM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7836972#post7836972 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by sherm71tank
Oh jeez!!!! Thank you marie!!!!!!! :love1:

I had to get irritated first before the tone of voice came out just right :lol:
sherm71tank
07/29/2006, 12:19 AM
LOL!!! Yeah, but it is funny when you get it right!
avshockey311
07/29/2006, 01:11 AM
I got it. But only after I walked away for about a half hour. Thanks for that brain cramp!
sherm71tank
07/29/2006, 10:40 AM
HAHA! :D
jman77
07/29/2006, 08:32 PM
You smoking some good stuff huh ....
sherm71tank
07/29/2006, 08:39 PM
Just cause you don't get it doesn't mean I'm on drugs! ( Doesn't mean I'm not either! ) But I'm not nonetheless.
lesniewv
07/29/2006, 09:21 PM
I finally cheated and looked up the answer at 11am. I've told this joke at least 10 times since. One of the best riddles ever!
O'Man
07/29/2006, 09:33 PM
:eek2: Well I finally got it. Not bad for the first day with my new brain.
sherm71tank
07/29/2006, 09:35 PM
Thats good stuff!
sherm71tank
07/29/2006, 09:36 PM
And thanks to everyone for not spoiling it!
sherm71tank
07/29/2006, 10:41 PM
Ok, I got another one!

What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from jail?
pnosko
07/29/2006, 10:48 PM
To begin with, the psychic should've been able to avoid getting thrown in jail.
sherm71tank
07/29/2006, 10:50 PM
That's fair but if you didn't get the first one you don't get to make fun of the second!
Habib
07/30/2006, 06:05 AM
It creates profanity.
pnosko
07/30/2006, 08:00 AM
The first or second one?
pnosko
07/30/2006, 11:00 AM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7836653#post7836653 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by sherm71tank
BTW, love the sig pnosko and couldn't agree more! Apparently we aren't in good company.
sherm71tank
07/30/2006, 11:10 AM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7841833#post7841833 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by sherm71tank
Ok, I got another one!

What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from jail?





A small medium at large.
c. dawg
07/30/2006, 08:34 PM
There is no "f" in the word "way", so how can you take the "f" out of it?
sherm71tank
07/30/2006, 08:36 PM
What? There is no "f" in "way"? I messed it up somewhere!
Billy1234
07/31/2006, 03:21 AM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7846425#post7846425 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by c. dawg
There is no "f" in ( the word ) "way" (, so how can you take the "f" out of it?)
Say it out loud.. for everyone to hear!! :lol:
Billy1234
07/31/2006, 03:23 AM
This also works with "How do get an elephant into a subway?"

You take the "s" out of "sub" and the "f" out of "way"

Funny Stuff :p
BrianD
07/31/2006, 01:46 PM
I like peanut butter on my toast.