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BigSkyBart
06/10/2006, 10:06 AM
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulls out a Novocain syringe to give the man

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!” the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man Again objects.
"I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.

"No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills".
The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain Pill!"

"It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth

pnosko
06/10/2006, 02:49 PM
My dad went to the dentist yesterday because of a loose molar (he's 83 years old). The dentist took x-rays and referred him to another dentist to do the actual extraction. What the... ?!? :furious: What kind of a dentist can't do an extraction?!?

I told my dad I'd do it for free with a pair of pliers-- to get even for when he yanked my baby teeth as a kid with his fingers! :lol: