The Mix-n-Match Game

[Travis L. Stevens]

It's been a while since we've had a good "game" thread. This question came up between me and my wife when we were talking about adaptation, evolution, and creationism after watching Aeon Flux. The question ended up being, if you could change your body to add any animal part to it, what would it be? You can choose as many as you want. For example, would you have fins, gills, longer legs, scales, large teeth, claws, etc?

[hogpark7430]

Gills and a cud I would love to chew my own cud.

[Travis L. Stevens]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528237#post7528237 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by hogpark7430
Gills and a cud I would love to chew my own cud.

So you would have an additional stomach? Interesting.

[Travis L. Stevens]

I would have to say gills; webbed hands and feet similar to a frog; and either a lizardlike tail, a prehensile tail, or a fish's tail. Scales would be cool too.

[hogpark7430]

And maybe an extra hart chamber.
I could say: "Chicks dig my extra chamber"

[der_wille_zur_macht]

Everything. Seriously. Then you're always set no matter what.

[Travis L. Stevens]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528257#post7528257 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by der_wille_zur_macht
Everything. Seriously. Then you're always set no matter what.

You would be really freaky looking ..... :)

[der_wille_zur_macht]

Yeah but think of the benefits.

Plus, who said I'm not freaky looking already?

[Travis L. Stevens]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528303#post7528303 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by der_wille_zur_macht
Plus, who said I'm not freaky looking already?

You said it, not me *points and laughs* :lmao:

[Nina51]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528280#post7528280 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Travis L. Stevens
You would be really freaky looking ..... :)

well now, isn't that the pot callin' the kettle black.

[Travis L. Stevens]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528317#post7528317 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Nina51
well now, isn't that the pot callin' the kettle black.

:confused: That must be some sort of ancient hillb-illinois slang

Ya, I know, toast. Gotcha

[Minuteman]

I've already got horse parts... :D

[Nina51]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528347#post7528347 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Travis L. Stevens
:confused: That must be some sort of ancient hillb-illinois slang

Ya, I know, toast. Gotcha

you young whipper snappers just don't have a clue!

lbrty, would you care to elaborate? please?? pretty please with sugar on top??? ;)

[hogpark7430]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528456#post7528456 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by lbrty9
I've already got horse parts... :D

You have a tail?:eek1:

[Travis L. Stevens]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528483#post7528483 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Nina51
lbrty, would you care to elaborate? please?? pretty please with sugar on top??? ;)

This just gets kinkier and kinkier.... *insert shaking head monkey here* :D

[der_wille_zur_macht]

Stop shaking your little monkey at me! My full size gorrilla is going to get mad.

[Nina51]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528545#post7528545 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by der_wille_zur_macht
Stop shaking your little monkey at me! My full size gorrilla is going to get mad.

hmmm, perhaps YOU would care to elaborate also.

[der_wille_zur_macht]

Perhaps. . . .

wink wink nudge nudge say no more!

[Travis L. Stevens]

...... oh my gosh......... :rolleye1: Such an innocent question so corrupted...

[Nina51]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528787#post7528787 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Travis L. Stevens
...... oh my gosh......... :rolleye1: Such an innocent question so corrupted...

what did you expect when you posed that question in the lounge? :D

[Travis L. Stevens]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528812#post7528812 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Nina51
what did you expect when you posed that question in the lounge? :D

For BrianD to beat you, der_wille, and lbrty9 with the banstick and force you all to take a cold shower.

Nina, how long does it take for a biological clock to die? I figured yours would have stopped about the time the Sundial was invented.

Can I have strawberry jam with my toast, please?

[der_wille_zur_macht]

As long as you keep it well tuned and wound up, they'll perform well for ages!

Or so I've heard.

[Minuteman]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528483#post7528483 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Nina51
you young whipper snappers just don't have a clue!

lbrty, would you care to elaborate? please?? pretty please with sugar on top??? ;)

Well, maybe I should have just said horse PART...:eek2:

[PoukieBear]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528622#post7528622 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by der_wille_zur_macht
Perhaps. . . .

wink wink nudge nudge say no more!

you do know that the gorrila has the worlds smallest hoo-hoo in realation to it's body size...

[Minuteman]

Smallest what? :confused:

[Nina51]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528865#post7528865 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Travis L. Stevens
For BrianD to beat you, der_wille, and lbrty9 with the banstick and force you all to take a cold shower.

together??

Nina, how long does it take for a biological clock to die? I figured yours would have stopped about the time the Sundial was invented.

Can I have strawberry jam with my toast, please?

[der_wille_zur_macht]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7528927#post7528927 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by lbrty9
Smallest what? :confused:

hoo hoo. You have to say it in a singsong voice for it to sound right.

[PoukieBear]

Hoo-hoo = polite way to say private parts on a family forum...

[Minuteman]

So, what makes you an expert on gorilla "hoo-hoo's"?

[Jonsey]

I'd like to have something like a stinger, like a scorpion - you know, something that could be whipped out for protection...or just when you're really p'd at someone!

Why is it that insects get all the good stuff? Mammals don't have any poison/venom - well, some do, but who'd want to be a platypus?

[PoukieBear]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7529682#post7529682 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by lbrty9
So, what makes you an expert on gorilla "hoo-hoo's"?

I watch Animal Planet. :rolleyes:

[Travis L. Stevens]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7529860#post7529860 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by PoukieBear
I watch Animal Planet. :rolleyes:

No no no. You slept at a Gorrila Day Inn last night


Nah, it's true. Lower level animals get all the cool stuff. A giant horn and a hard shell like an atlas beetle would be awesome.

[PoukieBear]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7529901#post7529901 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Travis L. Stevens



Nah, it's true. Lower level animals get all the cool stuff. A giant horn and a hard shell like an atlas beetle would be awesome.

A giant hard horn ? :eek1: :lol:

[der_wille_zur_macht]

Check!

[Travis L. Stevens]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7530149#post7530149 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by der_wille_zur_macht
Check!


.....and mate.

:sad1:

[PoukieBear]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7530222#post7530222 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Travis L. Stevens
.....and mate.

:sad1:

:lol:

I did have a realy great comment about mating and animal planet, but I'll just have to refrain myself.

[Travis L. Stevens]

I figured I should have editted that, but I decided not to so you could have your fun.

[der_wille_zur_macht]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7530302#post7530302 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by PoukieBear
:lol:

I did have a realy great comment about mating and animal planet, but I'll just have to refrain myself.


I'll laugh on the premise that it would have been funny:


AAaaaaahh-hahahah! :lol: