View Full Version : overkill. definitely overkill.
Nina51
06/08/2006, 08:42 AM
i've been off work all week, today is my first day back. i was greeted by my boss who said benny is gonna fight tooth and nail to get this unlawful use of a firearm charge dismissed. if the state won't dismiss, he wants to go to jury. there's also a domestic battery charge but that's small potatoes at this point.
it would seem that benny did, in fact, discharge a firearm. in his bedroom. while his wife was sleeping. not only in his bedroom but at the headboard of their bed!!!
there was a mouse. a mouse running across the top of the headboard. i mean, let's get real mr. state's attorney. how else is one supposed to dispose of a mouse?? i don't like mice in my house and if i see one, i bring out da big guns. doesn't everybody?? ;)
LOL, of course!!! There is no other way, I think you need to stand up for this guy! :lol:
TheBimbo
06/08/2006, 09:01 AM
Nina, I bet he's innocent ;) , and he must also be a horrible shot!!!
Christy...
VoidRaven
06/08/2006, 09:27 AM
Well DUH! How *else* would you get rid of a mouse?! I mean, come on! I go spider hunting with an AK chambered for .410 shotgun shells. Geez, ya gotta make sure you get the buggers the first time!
(yes Christy, I HAVE gone spider hunting with a friend who also hates spiders...and yes it WAS with an AK chambered for .410 shotgun....there, no more story to tell :D)
DHyslop
06/08/2006, 09:28 AM
A mouse is no big deal.
If it was one of these, though, I don't think any jury in the nation would convict him! :)
http://www.entomology.wisc.edu/insectid/images/id_full/house-centipdede.jpg
Scuba_Dave
06/08/2006, 09:46 AM
http://www.mcpasd.k12.wi.us/~kms/Web_Clip_Art/images/DYNAMITE.jpg
Jeffrey Porter
06/08/2006, 03:19 PM
come to bermuda and see a 14 inch plus centipede as thick as your finger, fangs in front , can sting from its *** (with mild poison) running across your floor. and we can't have guns here. i don't think the baygon is going to work on this one. get the machete.
Petie
06/08/2006, 03:46 PM
I know when I see a mouse I haul out the .44 mag and start firing. :)
smorrow5773
06/08/2006, 10:16 PM
What is that creature anyway?
TheBimbo
06/08/2006, 10:19 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7521179#post7521179 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by DHyslop
A mouse is no big deal.
If it was one of these, though, I don't think any jury in the nation would convict him! :)
http://www.entomology.wisc.edu/insectid/images/id_full/house-centipdede.jpg
I was moving some brick around today outside and one of these went scurrying... I about died:lol:... I did however smooosh about 10 big ol' spiders... :D
Christy...
jpfelix
06/08/2006, 11:07 PM
with your gun stock?
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