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BrianD
04/05/2006, 03:26 PM
One of the stray cats that scavenges food at my back door has swelled up to the size of a small pig. I think she may have been violated.
No, Buster didn't do it.
mandrin13
04/05/2006, 03:39 PM
I have three cats.
and i live in america:strooper: :bum: :strooper: :bum: :strooper: :bum:
TheBimbo
04/05/2006, 03:44 PM
Aweee, Pappy Brian :) ... Nice ring to that...
TheBimbo...
Nina51
04/05/2006, 04:07 PM
whew! thank you ever so much for clarifying that.
mike4271
04/05/2006, 04:37 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7117785#post7117785 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by BrianD
One of the stray cats that scavenges food at my back door has swelled up to the size of a small pig. I think she may have been violated.
No, Buster didn't do it.
Gas ?
garvin90
04/05/2006, 04:45 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7117785#post7117785 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by BrianD
One of the stray cats that scavenges food at my back door has swelled up to the size of a small pig. I think she may have been violated.
Bring them yonder my way since there always seems to be a new dead cat in the road each day I go to work. I think our road uses cats as sacrificial items theres that many.
Oh and mandarin, which one of the "americas" do you live in? I personally favor the United States of America. :D
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7117785#post7117785 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by BrianD
No, Buster didn't do it.
Did you??? :D
pnosko
04/05/2006, 05:37 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7118778#post7118778 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by crp
Did you??? :D Not sure, but if the litter ends up looking like this...
http://pnosko.googlepages.com/BDKittens_in_Pink.jpg/BDKittens_in_Pink-full.jpg
BrianD
04/05/2006, 05:44 PM
Pete, that is too dang funny :)
mike4271
04/05/2006, 05:45 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7118846#post7118846 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by BrianD
Pete, that is too dang funny :)
Hmmmm, not sure if the poor single mom is amused :mad:
BrianD
04/05/2006, 05:55 PM
One thing wrong, though. The cat is solid black. I doubt her kittens would be snow white.
mike4271
04/05/2006, 05:58 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7118916#post7118916 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by BrianD
One thing wrong, though. The cat is solid black. I doubt her kittens would be snow white.
Now your being silly, Snow White was a lady, nothing catty about her :(
beerguy
04/05/2006, 05:58 PM
Meow
beerguy
04/05/2006, 05:58 PM
arf-arf
BrianD
04/05/2006, 06:03 PM
dog and cats, living together
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7118916#post7118916 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by BrianD
One thing wrong, though. The cat is solid black. I doubt her kittens would be snow white.
LOL, that's what I was thinking. An obvious photoshop. :lol:
beerguy
04/05/2006, 06:06 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7118916#post7118916 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by BrianD
One thing wrong, though. The cat is solid black. I doubt her kittens would be snow white.
Especially since they were conceived out of wedlock.
Q-ball
04/05/2006, 08:22 PM
Those have got to be the ugliest accountant kittens I've ever seen! :eek:
Jamie2337
04/05/2006, 10:17 PM
You all are sick and twisted.......
I love it here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pnosko
04/05/2006, 11:32 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7120031#post7120031 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Q-ball
Those have got to be the ugliest accountant kittens I've ever seen! :eek: Hmmm. I'm not clear on this. Are you saying they're ugly on accountant the mother or on accountant the father?
BrianD
04/06/2006, 08:35 AM
Pete, have you switched medication or something? You are on a roll.
Speaking of rolls, can you bake me a cinnamon roll?
cinammon?
cinammonn?
Never mind, make it caramel.
mike4271
04/06/2006, 08:37 AM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7122590#post7122590 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by BrianD
Pete, have you switched medication or something? You are on a roll.
Speaking of rolls, can you bake me a cinnamon roll?
cinammon?
cinammonn?
Never mind, make it caramel.
Is that Car-mel, or Caramel???
Q-ball
04/06/2006, 09:33 AM
I wanna ride my bike but they said they'd fire me here if I rolled my bike down the hall between the cubicles.
Kevomac
04/06/2006, 01:22 PM
If I post something serious, am I risking bannanation?
BrianD, after her kittens are weened, look into finding a local agency that can fix momma for you, and the rerelease her. We have dramatically cut down the population of cats in our neighborhood by trap-neuter-release. It doesn't cost us anything here, and you can probably find a similar group in your area. Have a heart, for once, you mean mod you!
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7124333#post7124333 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Kevomac
If I post something serious, am I risking bannanation?
BrianD, after her kittens are weened, look into finding a local agency that can fix momma for you, and the rerelease her. We have dramatically cut down the population of cats in our neighborhood by trap-neuter-release. It doesn't cost us anything here, and you can probably find a similar group in your area. Have a heart, for once, you mean mod you!
*Hint, hint!*
pnosko
04/06/2006, 03:02 PM
"Have a heart, for once..." OUCH!
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