how do you join CMAS?

[rogerwells]

i just want to know how to join and what the qualifications are....regarding age and such

[Rkthepainter]

well first you need to stand on your head for 2 hours, then swallow a live gold fish, let it live in your stomach for an hour and a half, then eat a large bowl of calamarie, then shave your head bald, then give some dude a 100 dollars, then ask santa if he thinks your a cool dude, then if he says yes your in. pretty simple i must say..... this is all a joke i have no idea about cmas....

[Motohead]

http://cmas.net/cmas_membership_info.htm

[rogerwells]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6246881#post6246881 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Rkthepainter
well first you need to stand on your head for 2 hours, then swallow a live gold fish, let it live in your stomach for an hour and a half, then eat a large bowl of calamarie, then shave your head bald, then give some dude a 100 dollars, then ask santa if he thinks your a cool dude, then if he says yes your in. pretty simple i must say..... this is all a joke i have no idea about cmas....


man you had me going untill that santa thing...we all know santa's not real

tricky

[Rkthepainter]

OMG....santa's not real??? who eats the cookies i leave out every year????

[ONEMANBAND]

They do make you drink a shot of skimmate at the first meeting

[ostrow]

That's how Doug became president ... he drank the most.

[rogerwells]

well good thing i have know idea what skimmate is....and if i said i had IBS or something would i get out of the it? cause skimmate doesnt sound to good

[FiberLux]

You can also join at the Frag Swap tomorrow. Just bring your money and your frag wish list!

[rogerwells]

i got a christmas party thing tomorrow...where do you guys meet though?

[FiberLux]

Roger,

Meetings are held at the Schaumburg Library. You can watch the site to see the upcoming schedule.

http://www.cmas.net/

Shouldn't be too far from Lombard!