Why are donuts so powerful?

[BrianD]

I mean, why did someone have to bring cream filled donuts with icing today? I don't want to eat a donut. It is not good for me. It will make me fat and cost me extra time on the treadmill.

Please help me.

Must.....resist.....temptation..........

Must....not.....eat......yummy........donut......


(We temporarily interrupt this post whilst the author succumbs and scarfs down a warm, fresh, pastry)

(Now back to our regularly scheduled post)

Ummmm

Funny, I can deal with the guilt much easier on a full stomach.

Ummmm

Donuts.....no.....one is plenty...mustn't eat another one......

The saga continues.

[tdog44632]

Krispy Kreme maple creamsticks Mmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!

[oz]

I eat them from time to time. But whenever you buy them by the dozen, a few of them would harden up and go to waste. Why don't they stay fresh longer ? and why do cops like to eat them so much ?

[BrianD]

and what happens to all those holes?

[tdog44632]

They end up at Dunkin's

[sharpy98]

In the words of Homer Simpson

"MMMMMMM... Donuts Tasty...."
That says it all

[jimroth]

If only they would use their power for good instead of evil.

[dellrio]

i think donuts are gross!!!!! yuck....

[Jamesurq]

When the "hot doughnuts" sign is on at Krispy Kreme - I'm drawn to it like Eloi marching off to the sirens of the Morlocks....

[ginntonic74]

I had a friend work at dunkin donuts i will never eat donuts again from there after what he told me. There are some place you dont store the flour

[kevlouie]

So how many doughnuts can you carry with no hands?

(standard glazed krispy kremes)

[kevlouie]

My favorite doughnut tagging technique at work:

"Hey guys I was kinda lonely before yall got here and well, I had carnal knowledge with one of the doughnuts, can't remember which one, but there are eleven OK ones."

[thrlride]

A dozen, although the hole might be too small. I want to find the girl that can swallow the last one :)

[kevlouie]

A dozen, although the hole might be too small

Not talkin about the mini's :lol: :lol:

[grostanzo]

Krispy Kreme!!!! :love1: They are even good the day after. Unlike Dunkin Doughtnuts that get stale after one day.

[Pernelf]

Originally posted by kevlouie
My favorite doughnut tagging technique at work:

"Hey guys I was kinda lonely before yall got here and well, I had carnal knowledge with one of the doughnuts, can't remember which one, but there are eleven OK ones."

OMG, that's hillarious :p

[pnosko]

Krispy Kreme? Someone please post a VOMIT smiley for me! Quickly!

For those that don't know better: "Kreme" should never be "Krispy".

[greenbean36191]

What's happening to Dunkin Donuts? A car drove through ours and it closed down, but I thought it was just an isolated closing. Then I went to FL for vaction and all the Dunkin Donuts down there closed down too. Even the shop at the airport is gone now. I miss my Dunkin Donuts. :( I guess they are still around elsewhere. Same thing happened to Little Ceasar. I miss them too. Can someone send me a box of Dunkin Donuts and a Little Ceasar pizza?

[dc]

LOL, why are you so weird Brian??? Answer that one.:lol: I have many food weaknesses, but donuts aren't one of them.

[BrianD]

LOL, why are you so weird Brian???

Hmmm.......

Good question.

Because it is more fun to be weird? You never know what to expect ;)

[Kengar]

Originally posted by greenbean36191
What's happening to Dunkin Donuts? A car drove through ours and it closed down, but I thought it was just an isolated closing. Then I went to FL for vaction and all the Dunkin Donuts down there closed down too. Even the shop at the airport is gone now. I miss my Dunkin Donuts. :( I guess they are still around elsewhere. Same thing happened to Little Ceasar. I miss them too. Can someone send me a box of Dunkin Donuts and a Little Ceasar pizza?

How about a donut pizza? You know, pizza topped with donuts? or what about a pizza donut? MMMMMMMmmmmmm, salivating over my keyboard already. . . . .