French Jokes

[lj1064]

What do you call 100,000 frenchmen with their hands in the air?

The french army

The night the Euro-Disney Land opend and the fireworks were shot the french army surrendered.

Oo-Rah - It's a Marine thing

[emilye2]

And why are French streets tree-lined? So the Germans can march in the shade.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? No one knows. It's never been tried.

How many gears does a French tank have? Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).

FOR SALE: French rifles . . . never fired, only dropped once.