this is just so wrong

[Nina51]

we're still getting x-mas cards in the mail at the office. the one from shirley contains her husband's autopsy report, pages and pages. it seems he died of a heart attack during a...ahem...domestic disturbance. she's hoping they don't charge her with anything. :rolleyes:

[drauka99]

gota save on postage lol

[batguano]

Was he nekkid when he had this cardiac arrest? How are you doing, Neens? Have a Happy New Year. :)

[Nina51]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11464499#post11464499 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by batguano
Was he nekkid when he had this cardiac arrest? How are you doing, Neens? Have a Happy New Year. :)

she didn't include that little tidbit of TMI, thankfully!

i'm doin' ok batpoopsiemysweet. where you been anyway?

[cwegescheide]

Yes that does sound just a little peculiar...

[cone9]

Nina, you should write a book - but then the publisher would probably list it as fiction cuz people wouldn't believe it all!

[Sk8r]

I agree with Cone9. There's always a market for this sort of stuff...just pen-name it and set it, oh, somewhere in Maine.

[cone9]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11464912#post11464912 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Sk8r
...just pen-name it and set it, oh, somewhere in Maine.

Just be sure to change the names to protect the inno...aaaah..never mind!

[joeychitwood]

That may be the strangest Christmas letter I've ever heard of.

[batguano]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11464650#post11464650 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Nina51
she didn't include that little tidbit of TMI, thankfully!

i'm doin' ok batpoopsiemysweet. where you been anyway?

I'm deep under cover ... deeeeeep under cover. ;)

[cone9]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11465521#post11465521 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by joeychitwood
That may be the strangest Christmas letter I've ever heard of.

You must not get Christmas letters from BrianD!