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elzool
12/25/2007, 11:03 PM
It's Tuesday and she got here Thursday.

I have leftover Jack Daniels from making truffles.

How much cola should I add to the JD or vice versa if I've never had it before?

What's the ratio?

I don't drink more than once every few months, but right now a crazy straw and the bottle look tempting.

Any recipes or suggestions?

TheBimbo
12/25/2007, 11:05 PM
if she's anything like my mil- I'd just chug it down :lol:



Christy...

Misled
12/25/2007, 11:09 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11456504#post11456504 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by TheBimbo
if she's anything like my mil- I'd just chug it down :lol:



Christy...



X2



:lol:

elzool
12/25/2007, 11:15 PM
While I can agree with just chugging, I'd just make myself sick, so I think I'll start slow and go 1:1 like some recipes I just found show.

Why don't I own any tequila? At least I know how to make a great margarita.... maybe that's why I don't own any tequila.

TheBimbo
12/25/2007, 11:16 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11456520#post11456520 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Misled
X2



:lol:


Went to visit hubby's gram today at his sister's place- everyone was there :eek2: I tried to steer clear of her, but it's as though she just followed me from room to room-

I couldn't wait to get outta there...



Christy... :lol:

elzool
12/25/2007, 11:17 PM
Shall I pour one for you too?

TheBimbo
12/25/2007, 11:17 PM
YESSSH please :D



Christy...

saltwater2642
12/25/2007, 11:20 PM
OK you only drink a little and want to know the mix.
Well 3 to 4 ice cubes and fill the glass with jack.

Sip it slowly and when






A. She starts making sence or






B. Starts looking good STOP

elzool
12/25/2007, 11:27 PM
rofl, thanks for the tips

Wow, having never had it before I really think this tastes lousy.

If it makes the pain go away I may have more, maybe it'll start tasting better.

cwegescheide
12/25/2007, 11:27 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11456571#post11456571 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by saltwater2642
OK you only drink a little and want to know the mix.
Well 3 to 4 ice cubes and fill the glass with jack.

Sip it slowly and when






A. She starts making sence or






B. Starts looking good STOP

Now I'm picking up popcorn off the floor thanks to you..

:lol: :lol: :lol:

TheBimbo
12/25/2007, 11:30 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11456601#post11456601 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by cwegescheide
Now I'm picking up popcorn off the floor thanks to you..

:lol: :lol: :lol:



I hope you are putting it in the garbage and not back into your mouth :lol: eeewwwweeee if you are...



Christy...

elzool
12/25/2007, 11:34 PM
Oddly enough I just made popcorn.

Just finished a 16oz glass... I think I have new hair sprouting on my chest.

It doesn't taste nearly as bad anymore either.

TheBimbo
12/25/2007, 11:37 PM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11456634#post11456634 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by elzool
Oddly enough I just made popcorn.

Just finished a 16oz glass... I think I have new hair sprouting on my chest.

It doesn't taste nearly as bad anymore either.


that right there is a sign of trouble ;) when they start going down easy- you're gonna get all slobbbered up... drink lots of water b/f you go to bed with 2 advil :)


Christy...

elzool
12/26/2007, 01:15 AM
heh

internets just came back up Christy, thanks

finished half of a 750ml bottle.... i think thats what it said, sorta a medium sized bottle, two large glasses of pepsi and jd... that started a nice spinny feeling

never had a hangover yet in 37 years, hope not to start tomorrow.

:)

usually i can have all the margaritas i want and never had a problem, but i'm usually using good tequila too.

who knows how this will work out :)

mother in law is much more pleasant now... i think its just me though :)

elzool
12/26/2007, 01:17 AM
apple pie and this concoction go well together.... wife hasn't even looked twice at me yet.... heh feel like a little kid drinking in front of his parents... figure i'll show her the bottle tomorrow and let her know that i need more if her mom is staying longer ;)

Sk8r
12/26/2007, 01:18 AM
One to two ounces of JD, some ice, and the rest coke would be the usual formula...ditto for most things hard liquor. One shot is one ounce unless you're feeling generous. Two is considered a double.

Have a double handful of salted cashews and take a bottle of water and some aspirin to bed tonight.b

elzool
12/26/2007, 01:23 AM
wheee, then I've been double-quadrupling

or something like that


well it was a 1:1 ratio on the first one, then i poured both at once and it came out 2:1 as the jd came out faster

now, half the bottle gone and i could talk to the mother in law all night long if necessary.

I'll save the other half for tomorrow night

Still, the taste isn't great, but mixed with a nice premium cola like Sprechers Puma Cola made it so much easier to go down on the second 'glass'. Large glass at that.

elzool
12/26/2007, 01:24 AM
I'll report in in the am, as if anyone cares :) but I'm sure I'll be just fine.

Cashews? I have popcorn and pie.. who needs cashews. :)

BigSkyBart
12/26/2007, 06:35 AM
how ya feeling?
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/hangovercat.jpg

drauka99
12/26/2007, 08:31 AM
lol its like watching a slow motion train wreck... you just can't look away. :D

TheBimbo
12/26/2007, 08:31 AM
:lol: wonder how he is feeling today :lol:

I stopped drinking liqour long time ago- once in a blue moon I'll do a few shots at the club, but not very often ;) - I like to feel good not sick...

Christy... :)

drauka99
12/26/2007, 08:34 AM
I tend to know just how much I can drink and then switch to water. Only once has alcohol sneaked up on me.... that was not a nice moring after

Q-ball
12/26/2007, 08:44 AM
I always figured that if I can still walk & stay vertical, I'm ok. It's worked for me most of the time :lol:

TheBimbo
12/26/2007, 09:28 AM
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11457483#post11457483 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by drauka99
I tend to know just how much I can drink and then switch to water. Only once has alcohol sneaked up on me.... that was not a nice moring after


Yeah I rarely drink here at the house, in the summer while floating in The OOL well that sometimes is different ;) ... but I can definatley tell when it's starting to hit then I look at hubby and say- " I'm ready" he knows that I'm done!!! Which is a rare thing...





Christy:) ...

drauka99
12/26/2007, 09:32 AM
Well heres the story of my one time letting booze sneak up on me.

Link (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=47928802&blogID=215238873&Mytoken=72744D2E-6734-45AF-A28CDAABE05B19B922480482)

TheBimbo
12/26/2007, 09:34 AM
me:)



Christy...

Sk8r
12/26/2007, 10:06 AM
Ow. I would STRONGLY suggest not having sugar without salt while drinking whiskey of any stamp---and chocolate is guaranteed suicide.
When I said both aspirin and water near the bed, this is so if ya ain't vertical you can still reach it. Double ow.
If all else fails, get someone who is vertical to bring you a half and half teaspoon [mixed or not, your preference] of pure sugar and pure salt. If that stays down, chase it with water.

skippy2
12/26/2007, 11:09 AM
Somebody shoulda warned my son about drinking and Xmas dinner don't mix. :(

gtrestoration
12/26/2007, 11:58 AM
Neither the wife or I have a mother-in-law and we both drink trying to bring them back.

It doesn't work.

SteveU

elzool
12/26/2007, 12:04 PM
heh... you folks are funny

No problems this am, finished off 2/3rds of the bottle and got up at 7am with the 4 year old and started playing for the day

3 hours later now and I'm finishing cleaning up from yesterdays fiasco. Another 45 minutes and everything will be spotless.

1/3rd of the bottle left... probably won't be any good by the time she comes out next time and since I just found out she's leaving tonight, I guess I won't be needing it.

Seems a shame to throw it out... maybe I'll make more truffles. :)

thanks for all the support last night


hangover kitty.... that was funny