Ah, the Gift of Plastic Surgery For Christmas

[joeychitwood]

Several local plastic surgery clinics have been advertising gift certificates for Botox, fillers and breast implants for those sagging, wrinkled or "slim" loved ones on your Christmas list.

I wonder how that sounds on Christmas Eve around the tree?

"Honey, I bought you party boobs. Merry Christmas!" (Isn't that a little like buying your mom a basketball for her birthday when you were a kid?)

[Sk8r]

Gee.
Lol. I love the new Phyllis Diller Geico commercial---she has a new Botox schtick.

There is a newscaster I really had bad vibes about, the sort of person you just hate on sight---and then I realized it was because the woman cannot move her eyebrows, no matter what story she's on. She has one expression. She smiles through death and destruction. And ya just wanna slap her...
I wonder if there have been Botox-based divorces...

[joeychitwood]

"This is my happy/angry/sad/scared/overwhelmed/crying/laughing face."

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s114/jackelle/botox1.jpg

[FloatingFish]

And they think they look good!
Who tells them such things?

[cwegescheide]

So two basketball sized boobs are not a good stocking stuffer :confused:

Oh man now I gotta go last-minute shopping again. I really thought I had it nailed this year.. Damn you Joey!



BAH HUMBUG!!!!!

[Tarkus70]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11449053#post11449053 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by joeychitwood
Several local plastic surgery clinics have been advertising gift certificates for Botox, fillers and breast implants for those sagging, wrinkled or "slim" loved ones on your Christmas list.

I wonder how that sounds on Christmas Eve around the tree?

"Honey, I bought you party boobs. Merry Christmas!" (Isn't that a little like buying your mom a basketball for her birthday when you were a kid?)

No any one around me where I can get one of these?

[pnosko]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11449080#post11449080 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Sk8r
Gee.
Lol. I love the new Phyllis Diller Geico commercial---she has a new Botox schtick.Do you mean Joan Rivers?

[Jeffrey Porter]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11449163#post11449163 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by cwegescheide
So two basketball sized boobs are not a good stocking stuffer :confused:



well it depends how big the stockings are.

[drauka99]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11449252#post11449252 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Tarkus70
No any one around me where I can get one of these?

for you???

[Nina51]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11449252#post11449252 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Tarkus70
No any one around me where I can get one of these?

umm...don't you mean "where can i get TWO of these?" :confused: