Don't drink and mount

[phurst]

Just a friendly reminder, it may not be the best idea to mount your frags from a swap after a few beers.

If you DO decide to, certainly don't hold the top for the super glue tube in your mouth while you're working.

If for some reason, you ignore my advice to this point, absolutely, positively do not, under any circumstances attempt to put the top back on the tube while it's still in your mouth, as you will glue your lips together, and it will be a full 15 minutes before your wife stops laughing at your stupid a$$ long enough to help you :)

[JMBoehling]

If this is for real, I think we may have a nomination for "Thread of the Month"...

This is classic Pearson :)

[rick s]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11360371#post11360371 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by phurst
. . . and it will be a full 15 minutes before your wife stops laughing at your stupid a$$ long enough to help you :) Did she take pics???? :D

[mr294]

:lol:

[phurst]

Oh yes, it's unfortunately 100% true. Thankfully she was laughing so hard she didn't think to take any pics. Her sides were still aching this morning....

It'll be a long time before she lets me live this one down I'm afraid.

[J. Montgomery]

Wow! I'm speechless with that one . . . better you than me. I'll definitely remember that.

How did you get your lips unstuck? Did ya'll wake up the kids so they could see?

[rick s]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11360728#post11360728 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by J. Montgomery
Wow! I'm speechless with that one . . . So was Pearson! :eek2:

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[phurst]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11360841#post11360841 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by rick s
So was Pearson! :eek2:

Sorry, couldn't resist.


LOL :lol:


We very slowly peeled them apart. It was just in one little spot where the tube touched my lips. I was afraid to put nail polish remover in my mouth.

The kids will find out in time what a dummy their dad can be. No sense in ruining their awe of me yet :)

[J. Montgomery]

When I saw the thread subject "Don't drink and mount" I didn't expect it to be reef related . . .

[Hopeful Reefer]

Oh my god this is just tooooo funny...I can't honestly say though that your wife acted any different than any of our wives would have under the circumstances...

How bad did it hurt? Hopefully it wasn't like getting sensitive parts of your anatomy caught in a zipper... :eek:

[phurst]

Nah, wasn't too bad. It feels just like a split lip, which is what it is, I guess....

[AzaZeL]

This may be the funniest thread I have ever read on RC. And to think, you guys live near me. What else could a guy ask for? Quality reef tanks and free entertainment all glued into one nice neat package :D

[phurst]

While it's plenty embarrassing, I kinda wished I had posted it for a wider audience...

[aqua11878]

thats the funniest thing ive heard all day......!

[NbMaxx13]

I would have paid to see some pictures... Candace would have not only stopped laughing to take the pictures then continue to laugh her @$$ off ... She would have posted them for all to see ...

[angelscrx]

New frags: $20.00
Crazy Glue: $3.99
Glueing your lips together and having your wife laugh hysterically: Priceless!

[LB]

We need to get this thread stuck at the top of the page like the pic thread :D For safety purposes

[virginiabreeze6]

I can almost positively say for sure, that I've been given this
advice before in my life, but I don't remember it being about crazy glue:lmao:

[rufio173]

:)

[REEFY1]

My wife is laughing over a mental picture !!!! Kinda like the Tin-Man when he needs OIL---LOL

[cnelson]

Wow Pearson! I love it! Way too cute!!! :lol: