Snow?

[J. Montgomery]

Yep, it's snowing here in C'ville.

[Hopeful Reefer]

We had about 4 snowflakes here in Amelia...I think :lol2: ...maybe it was only 2... ;) can never tell locked away in the basement for work though... :rollface:

[J. Montgomery]

Other facts about Charlottesville that you may or may not know:

Q: How many patrol cars does it take to pull over someone for "failure to stop at stop sign"?
A: Two

Q: How long does it take an Albemarle county police officer to fill out a ticket for "failure to stop at stop sign"?
A: 30 minutes

[mr294]

Do the crime, do the time Josh.

[J. Montgomery]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11318749#post11318749 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by mr294
Do the crime, do the time Josh.
I found a good smiley face making a hand gesture for that comment . . . but I don't think the mods would approve ;)

My only crime was making a complete stop in front of a complete idiot.

[Charlie Davidson]

Just started here about 10 min ago. has already quit :)

[surfnvb7]

so you got rear ended? was it by the car or the driver? ;)

[J. Montgomery]

Yeah, I got rear ended alright.


The conversation went something like this:

Sir, do you know why I pulled your over?
"No"
Did you see that stop sign back there?
"You mean the one that I stopped at?"
You didn't stop
"Yes I did" . . .

Can I see your license and registration?
(hand the license and registration to him)
Now, Mr. Post
"It's Mr. Mauldin"
Oh, sorry . . .

(Goes to his car, comes back about 10 min later)
Are you a full time student
"Yes"
How long have you lived here?
"Since 2005"
Are you aware that you only have 90 days to change your license and registration to Virginia
"According to the DMV, I don't have to b/c I'm a student"
But you just told me you were not a student
"No I didn't"
Yes you did
"I am a full time student" . . .

[surfnvb7]

lol sounds like you got a winner....maybe he hadn't had his morning coffee and donut yet.....

[J. Montgomery]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11319447#post11319447 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by surfnvb7
lol sounds like you got a winner....maybe he hadn't had his morning coffee and donut yet.....
Thats possible, it was only 5:30 PM. He was still pulling people over an hour later when we left to do some holiday shopping.

[commabc]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11319432#post11319432 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by J. Montgomery
Yeah, I got rear ended alright.


The conversation went something like this:

Sir, do you know why I pulled your over?
"No"
Did you see that stop sign back there?
"You mean the one that I stopped at?"
You didn't stop
"Yes I did" . . .

Can I see your license and registration?
(hand the license and registration to him)
Now, Mr. Post
"It's Mr. Mauldin"
Oh, sorry . . .
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS FUNNY!
(Goes to his car, comes back about 10 min later)
Are you a full time student
"Yes"
How long have you lived here?
"Since 2005"
Are you aware that you only have 90 days to change your license and registration to Virginia
"According to the DMV, I don't have to b/c I'm a student"
But you just told me you were not a student
"No I didn't"
Yes you did
"I am a full time student" . . .

[bradlyallen1]

Got to meet that Holiday Quota...

[J. Montgomery]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11319744#post11319744 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by bradlyallen1
Got to meet that Holiday Quota...
Thats exactly what I was thinking.

I was also thinking some other things, but it's probably best to not mention those. :lol2:

[cybrsufr]

You should have stopped back by him when you went back out and brought some krispy kremes and coffee, he may have just forgot about the ticket then :lol:

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[J. Montgomery]

Krispy Kreme are much too precious to be handing out to his type (plus the fact that Krispy Kreme went out of business in C'ville . . . too many granola-eating, tree-huggin' Yankees eating bagels around here to support a donut shop).

[cybrsufr]

I would have thought there would be enough campus rent a cops to keep the donut businesses going :lol: I agree it is a real waste of a fine donut to give it to them, but if it would save the trip to court, it might have been worth it :D

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[Neptune777]

Josh man that stinks! Was it a hefty ticket?

[J. Montgomery]

I haven't called to find out how much the ticket will cost. I can't imagine it's very much, but . . . in this town there's no telling.

[curekar]

I'm betting it is a lot more than you think, every ticket I have heard of around here has been much more than I thought was resonable.

[phurst]

http://www.bikernewsonline.com/uploaded_images/anti-ticket-donut-729344.jpg

[J. Montgomery]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11320852#post11320852 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by curekar
I'm betting it is a lot more than you think, every ticket I have heard of around here has been much more than I thought was resonable.
True, the last speeding ticket I got was ~$150! I think thats the only source of income for Nelson county (just south of C'ville). Some of these people around here live with the heads up their @$$es.

[xxtriggermanxx]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11320406#post11320406 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by J. Montgomery
Krispy Kreme are much too precious to be handing out to his type (plus the fact that Krispy Kreme went out of business in C'ville . . . too many granola-eating, tree-huggin' Yankees eating bagels around here to support a donut shop).

GOTTA LUV THEM BAGELS! :D toasted with a big ol slab of butter. I could eat those all day long ,sitting under one of those trees i love so much.

[surfnvb7]

the day after football games is ridiculous......every WhaHoo who spent the night in c-ville goes to Bodo's Bagels...the place remains packed most of the day.

have only been there once....a decade ago while in highschool.....came up for some partying...ended up yacking in the bathroom at Bodo's the next morning......must have been the pound of cream cheese they put on their bagels.

[J. Montgomery]

Bodo's doesn't even offer toasting of their bagels since they're fresh.

[phurst]

Apparently bikerweeklyonline.com didn't appreciate my hotlinking to their image.

You need to start carrying one of these.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e332/pearsonhurst/anti-ticket-donut-729341.jpg

[surfnvb7]

haha mmmm...chocolate glaze!

[J. Montgomery]

$91

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[Charlie Davidson]

:eek: One very nice clam!

[bradlyallen1]

The only thing better than bagels is wearing birkenstocks and eating granola with the bagels. MMM BOY!

[AzaZeL]

I travel to Cville about once a week on business...... I have just determined that I need to purchase one of these anti-ticket donuts.

[NbMaxx13]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11320406#post11320406 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by J. Montgomery
. . . too many granola-eating, tree-huggin' Yankees eating bagels around here to support a donut shop).

Boarder line tree-hugger , but full on "Yankee" from what I have been called... I LOVE Cryspy-Creme ..allthough it is inferior to a good Dunkin' Donuts anyday....:D

[NbMaxx13]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11353308#post11353308 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by J. Montgomery
$91

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As twisted Sisters "Where not gonna take it" plays in the background .. I say Fight Fight Fight it ..! Most times if you show up and apeal these mickey mouse tix they get overturned.. An overwhelming number actually ...