Oh Happy Day!!!!!

[crp]

I'm finally getting rid of the NOSE PICKER!!!!! :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

WOOT!!!!!!

Don't know all the details or when it's effective but he's leaving to go to another firm. God bless them.

Makes my life soooooo much easier and I'll be able to spend even more time on here with the people I love :D

[dkh0331]

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Say bu-bye Mr. Nose Picker
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[Nina51]

you realize, of course, they're gonna hire a BUTT PICKER to replace him.

[amcarrig]

Can you please make him take the lawyer at my place who suffers from the walking farts on a daily basis? Please?

[crp]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10311661#post10311661 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Nina51
you realize, of course, they're gonna hire a BUTT PICKER to replace him.

YOU, my friend, are NOT going to ruin this for me :lol:

I doubt they can get any worse. In 25 years of working, I've never seen anyone like him.

[otolith]

So Carrie, does that mean I'm your most favoritist nose picker? I am a pro at it, you realize. ;)

[crp]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10311771#post10311771 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by otolith
So Carrie, does that mean I'm your most favoritist nose picker? I am a pro at it, you realize. ;)

Yeah but you get paid to do it. He does it for sport (or snack)!

[Fat Man]

One 350 pound asthmatic butt scratcher headed your way!


Oh did I mention he'll sweat profusely too?

[batguano]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10311804#post10311804 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Fat Man
One 350 pound asthmatic butt scratcher headed your way!


Oh did I mention he'll sweat profusely too?

If she's lucky! :lol: You can always come work here, Carrie. Commutes a little long, but you can go by boat up and down the Hudson!

(The walking farts, that sounds icky amcarrig!)

[Muttling]

I used to work with a large woman who would chronically fart everyday after lunch. No one in their right mind ever scheduled meetings after lunch.

Whats worse, they weren't the silent kind. She'd fart with you in her office and act like nothing happened.

[crp]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10311970#post10311970 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Muttling
Whats worse, they weren't the silent kind. She'd fart with you in her office and act like nothing happened.

Maybe she was hard of hearing :D

[amcarrig]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10311939#post10311939 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by batguano
(The walking farts, that sounds icky amcarrig!)
Trust me, that's the least icky of his ailments that he makes known to the public. I only wish that they taught internal control and manners in law school :rolleyes:

[amcarrig]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10311970#post10311970 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Muttling
Whats worse, they weren't the silent kind. She'd fart with you in her office and act like nothing happened.
My guy isn't silent about it either and the farts seem to change pitch whenever he turns a corner for some reason :lol:

[batguano]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10312099#post10312099 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by amcarrig
My guy isn't silent about it either and the farts seem to change pitch whenever he turns a corner for some reason :lol:

That's the Dopler effect.

For the record, there is a course in obnoxious given in most accredited law schools in this country. Walking farts is covered in the second semester along with noxious belching, which is a technique utilizing the diaphragm.

[batguano]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10312132#post10312132 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by batguano
That's the Dopler effect.

For the record, there is a course in obnoxious given in most accredited law schools in this country. Walking farts is covered in the second semester along with noxious belching, which is a technique utilizing the diaphragm.

OOPS and Double OOPS again.

[amcarrig]

:lol:

[batguano]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10312138#post10312138 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by batguano



oops, wrong linky-clicky thingy! Can I get a little help here, Debi?

[Nina51]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10312132#post10312132 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by batguano
That's the Dopler effect.

For the record, there is a course in obnoxious given in most accredited law schools in this country. Walking farts is covered in the second semester along with noxious belching, which is a technique utilizing the diaphragm.

and every attorney i have every known passed with flying colors.

[jpfelix]

would you prefer a booger flicker?

[Fat Man]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10312147#post10312147 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by batguano
oops, wrong linky-clicky thingy! Can I get a little help here, Debi?

It's that dang dopler effect!

[Misled]

That's called a repeater!

[crp]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10312147#post10312147 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by batguano
oops, wrong linky-clicky thingy! Can I get a little help here, Debi?

Typical attorney, do something three times and bill the client three times :lol: I guess no one told Bat we don't have any money here but he can have three servings of jello on Friday.

[bluehaddoni]

shutuo crp....you happy brian

[crp]

Buh Bye :wave:



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[Anemone]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10314577#post10314577 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by bluehaddoni
shutuo crp....you gay a$$hole

You do realize I can actually find out who you are, right?

Your mom won't be happy.

Kevin

[crp]

:wave:

No one is going to ruin my HAPPY DAY! :dance: :dance: :dance:

[dc]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10314667#post10314667 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by crp
Buh Bye :wave:



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LOL, did you find that just for me? :D

Just another:http://images19.fotki.com/v35/photos/2/28482/3138611/hit64-vi.gif

[crp]

No I stole it

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10314606#post10314606 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Siberia
There you go!!


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:D

[dc]

As will I!

[dwd5813]

kevin, was that a ban AND an assist all in one post? you are talented my friend!

[Anemone]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=10315464#post10315464 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by dwd5813
kevin, was that a ban AND an assist all in one post? you are talented my friend!

A twofer! :lol:

Kevin