Top ten ways to get Beerguy mad

[BrianD]

10. Call his car a Miata
9. Put Falstaff in his beer tap
8. Tell him that if "he knew computers", he would prefer Microsoft
7. Post an offer in Feedback to help run RC, with the added "I have moderated many boards and I can tell you how to fix all your problems"
6. Force him to take Mexican food off his diet
5. Show his son all those articles about kids making a career out of playing video games
4. Ask him what the monkey is drinking
3. Take credit for introducing the term "clay boa" to RC
2. Pull out in front of a speeding car while driving him to dinner



and the number one way



1. Have everyone you know on RC search for "skimmer" at exactly the same time

[Hobster]

Tell him his dog is ugly.

Oh, that's the other guy. Never mind.:D

[beerguy]

:lol:

Yup - that about covers it.

[BigSkyBart]

you mean that's NOT a miata being driven by a monkey drinking Falstaff?

[Orchids]

I guess the crunch of Tax season is over. I am sure the coming days (June can't get here fast enough) will be filled with important lounge posts.

[andycook]

Tell him that the beer in the monkey's hand is inappropriate for a family board and is commercial which violates the UA and should be removed but isn't because the other RC mods and staff are showing favoritism and protecting each other.

[dc]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9772519#post9772519 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Orchids
I guess the crunch of Tax season is over. I am sure the coming days (June can't get here fast enough) will be filled with important lounge posts.

:lol:

[Nina51]

so, what time are we gonna do the search skimmer thing?

[clutch]

i would say the worst is to take away the beer, I'll do the search thing too
lols

[BrianD]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9772576#post9772576 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by andycook
Tell him that the beer in the monkey's hand is inappropriate for a family board and is commercial which violates the UA and should be removed but isn't because the other RC mods and staff are showing favoritism and protecting each other.

You just got a gold star in your secret file.

[Sk8r]

Why do I think that Feedback and Questions will now have a raft of posts entitled "I have moderated many forums and think I can fix all your problems?"

[BrianD]

Raft? I thought your raft sunk.

[Nina51]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9772699#post9772699 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Sk8r
Why do I think that Feedback and Questions will now have a raft of posts entitled "I have moderated many forums and think I can fix all your problems?"

i was thinking the same thing but i've been too busy chatting with debi to go post over there. ;)

[dc]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9772699#post9772699 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Sk8r
Why do I think that Feedback and Questions will now have a raft of posts entitled "I have moderated many forums and think I can fix all your problems?"


Lucky guess? :lol:

[beerguy]

10. Miata's have 100 fewer horsepower
9. Falstaff isn't technically beer
8. Don't make me come over there
7. Please see #8
6. Please see #8
5. At least it'd be a job. Any job.
4. It's a cartoon monkey. A C-A-R-T-O-O-N monkey
3. Just be happy that I've not offered to show you one
2. Yes - that really happened


and the number one way



1. Please see #8

[Nina51]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9772895#post9772895 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by beerguy
10. Miata's have 100 fewer horsepower
9. Falstaff isn't technically beer
8. Don't make me come over there
7. Please see #8
6. Please see #8
5. At least it'd be a job. Any job.
4. It's a cartoon monkey. A C-A-R-T-O-O-N monkey
3. Just be happy that I've not offered to show you one
2. Yes - that really happened


and the number one way



1. Please see #8

yer just no fun.

[BrianD]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9772895#post9772895 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by beerguy
3. Just be happy that I've not offered to show you one


No, you just left one behind for a present.

[beerguy]

Did you ever repaint that bathroom?

[2fishy]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9772681#post9772681 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by BrianD
You just got a gold star in your secret file.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!:lol: I thought that one slipped by!:lol:

[Misled]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9772942#post9772942 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by beerguy
Did you ever repaint that bathroom?
Finger painting takes time, plus it takes alot of poo to cover the lighter color that's on the walls now. WORK IN PROGRESS

[andycook]

Did you just deputise me?

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9772681#post9772681 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by BrianD
You just got a gold star in your secret file.

[beerguy]

Nope. It's very similar to "double secret probation."

:D

[mhurley]

11. Tell him that you are entitled to unlimited and free services on this board because other boards do it.

[Aliie]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9774042#post9774042 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by mhurley
11. Tell him that you are entitled to unlimited and free services on this board because other boards do it.


It isn't free?:confused:

[BrianD]

12. Confuse him with Bierboy

Only experienced Loungers will understand that one

[beerguy]

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[Nina51]

smarty pants.

[beerguy]

Si!

[Random Aquarist]

Is that really your Miata bierboy?

[Aliie]

No RA it's a MGB :D and his name is beardboy:)

[beerguy]

I am so banning you people.

[cwegescheide]

I'd still get rid of MYSQL and get Oracle.... WAY TOO MANY problems with MYSQL. OH well BG must be cheap...



:D

[Scuba_Dave]

Remove the toilets from his house
....or lock him in a public restroom after Mexican food

[Aliie]

That is just mean Dave. He'd rather you take the page from him!

[crp]

Page 2 1/4!

So there! :p

[dc]

Ok Carrie, now you're just getting weird!



:lol:

[crp]

Yeah I know, been a loooooong week and I have no life! :rolleyes:

[Misfit6669]

What about getting made at him for promoting drinking and driving. Maybe that should be in the honorable mention section, he seemed to like that one a lot.

[crp]

Ask him to provide an accounting of where all the premium membership dues go! :eek:

How come so-and-so got banned??? :eek1:

[Misfit6669]

How bout if you offer him a bud or coors, I know I'm a beer snob and that would put me right over the edge. :D

[BigSkyBart]

I have a great suggestion on how to free up a large segment of bandwith & speed up RC

PS, I never moderated a board, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last month

Should I offer it here or post in feedback & suggestions?

[mhurley]

bandwidth is not our challenge...we've got plenty of that.

[BigSkyBart]

like I know the technical terms, this IS the lounge :lol:

what do we need? I have a smart aleck answer to fix it :)

[cwegescheide]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=9780574#post9780574 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by mhurley
bandwidth is not our challenge...we've got plenty of that.

You've got some pretty bad database issues... ALWAYS getting MYSQL errors.