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Old 05/03/2007, 01:28 AM
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Honest, Doc! I sat on it, I swear!
I love my job! Another wayward colon missile tonight, a double D-cell projectile.

Let's have a contest. Create a new caption for this photo, and I'll send the winner the actual foreign body.
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Old 05/03/2007, 01:32 AM
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I wanted to make sure I had energy ALL night long!
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Old 05/03/2007, 01:35 AM
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Old 05/03/2007, 03:13 AM
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Cartman, you have an 8 inch self gratification device shoved up your...

Actually that falls under the evading the censor rule. Just a heads up.
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Old 05/03/2007, 04:23 AM
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does the caption have to be UA-friendly? if not, i have a winner. if so, i'm out.
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Old 05/03/2007, 06:23 AM
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Humans, who knew they are battery powered?
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Old 05/03/2007, 06:27 AM
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Old 05/03/2007, 06:32 AM
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SO THATS WHERE IT WAS, I'M ALWAYS LOSING STUFF. I swear Doc, i put stuff down, have a seat then when i look i can never find anything.
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Old 05/03/2007, 06:35 AM
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"Call within the next twenty-minutes and we will throw in the batteries for absolutley no extra charge!"


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Old 05/03/2007, 06:36 AM
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Old 05/03/2007, 06:38 AM
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Do these batteries make my butt look big?
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Old 05/03/2007, 06:42 AM
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Old 05/03/2007, 06:43 AM
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Re: Honest, Doc! I sat on it, I swear!
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[B]I love my job! Another wayward colon missile tonight, a double D-cell projectile.

Let's have a contest. Create a new caption for this photo, and I'll send the winner the actual foreign body.

Is this the winning entry?



(I DO NOT want the prize)
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Old 05/03/2007, 06:48 AM
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But Dr. Chitwood said it had to be injected analy.
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Old 05/03/2007, 06:56 AM
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I guess ICD9 530.10 alkaline reflux might be an appropriate diagnosis
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Old 05/03/2007, 07:00 AM
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Dr. House, what do you think is wrong with the patient?

Well, it's not Intra-cranial-rectal-disease, unless his brain is battery powered
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Old 05/03/2007, 07:06 AM
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Old 05/03/2007, 07:09 AM
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I bet beerguy can't do battery assisted farts like I can.
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Old 05/03/2007, 07:22 AM
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I bet beerguy can't do battery assisted farts like I can.
Is that the Binford 6100 fart-generatorr?
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Old 05/03/2007, 07:26 AM
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Is that the Binford 6100 fart-generatorr?
Binfart 6100 - with the optional 7095 multi controller.
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Old 05/03/2007, 07:35 AM
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Binfart 6100 - with the optional 7095 multi controller.
Ratings, schmatings...I'm not putting that thing "there"
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Old 05/03/2007, 07:41 AM
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He might

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Old 05/03/2007, 09:16 AM
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Hey Honey!!! What would you like me to do with the old All-In-One remote controller?
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Old 05/03/2007, 09:27 AM
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Old 05/03/2007, 09:27 AM
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