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  #101  
Old 10/30/2002, 06:02 PM
Newreeflady Newreeflady is offline
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! This is toooooo TOO funny!

Field trips are 10$ per party, and it costs extra to sit on the toilet !! hahahah! !

And, no, Hemmie, that would be one sick person to imagine eating a gonad eating buttfish! hahahaha

I swear, this thread tops all, you guys are cracking me up! I am still in shock that all this rucus is about my buttfish hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Angela.
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Old 10/30/2002, 06:09 PM
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Angela, what a way to spend your 15 minutes of fame, huh?
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Old 10/30/2002, 06:48 PM
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Angela, what a way to spend your 15 minutes of fame, huh?


Ah dude, this is one funny thread. I think I'm extra punchy after all that time in the Battlefield lately.
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Old 10/30/2002, 06:57 PM
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Old 10/30/2002, 07:13 PM
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I know - I've been laughing so hard I'm seeing double!
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Old 10/30/2002, 07:25 PM
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Sounds like a good B-horror movie plot, attack of the gonad eating buttfish!, starring Angela of course.

Global warming starts wiping out the cucumber population, and all of the buttfish start looking for new hosts....(jaws music)
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Old 10/30/2002, 07:41 PM
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Anybody Home?
  #108  
Old 10/30/2002, 09:37 PM
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Now that's almost cute. ALMOST.

It makes you think twice about getting a fish who uses "bolt holes".

It's funny how out of all the members here who have cukes, Angela is the only one who's posted that has a butt muncher for a hitchiker. I guess it must be pretty rare.

Disgusting...but rare nonetheless.
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Old 10/30/2002, 09:51 PM
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I don't think you're supposed to use the term "butt muncher" anymore, Hemmie. Not PC.
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  #110  
Old 10/30/2002, 10:07 PM
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How is the buttfish? Does it still have a lot of gonads to eat?
  #111  
Old 10/30/2002, 10:27 PM
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AAAAHHHHH Its an Assfish
I wasted 2 whole tanks of air on these ridiculous things.
While scube diving in Bali, I witnessed a fish swim out of a cukes arse, I asked the divemaster about it and he said "Ya! ice fish". I said "why do they call it an ice fish? is it cold blooded or something?"No! IIIccce fish he replie"d. Oh! assfish? "Ya, poke the cuke in the belly and out comes an Icefish". Well for the next 2 dives, forget about the triggers, angels, butterflies, and tangs, I was poking cukes in the belly and laughing my "ice" off underwater

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  #112  
Old 10/30/2002, 10:43 PM
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AAAAHHHHH Its an Assfish
I wasted 2 whole tanks of air on these ridiculous things.
While scube diving in Bali, I witnessed a fish swim out of a cukes ***, I asked the divemaster about it and he said "Ya! ice fis"h. I said why do they call it an ice fish? is it cold blooded or something?"No! Ice fish he replie"d. Oh! assfish. Ya, poke the cuke in the belly and out comes an Icefish. Well for the next 2 dives, forget about the triggers, angels, butterflies, and tangs, I was poking cukes in the belly and laughing my ice off underwater
lol!!! Good think you didn't drown! This makes me want to go poke the cukes hahahaha!

Angela.
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  #113  
Old 10/30/2002, 10:49 PM
Periclimenes Lover Periclimenes Lover is offline
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LOL!! I wonder how many reefers are poking their cukes now??? I don't have any. Wonder how many will see a fish come out?
  #114  
Old 10/30/2002, 10:54 PM
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lol!!! Good think you didn't drown! This makes me want to go poke the cukes hahahaha!

Angela.
Fish out one end, and guts out the other?

Seriously, probably don't want any gonads left spoiling the water.
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Old 10/30/2002, 10:56 PM
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If it is indeed a gonad eater. I suppose someone did a stomach analysis on the fish to determine the diet.
  #116  
Old 10/30/2002, 10:58 PM
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Sorry to spoil the fun.
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Old 10/31/2002, 12:01 AM
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Maby you could raise them and start a web site or wright a book or something. You could call it *Angela's gonad eating butt fish.* Sell them online through your website. Buy 2 get a free cuke so you can watch them fight over who get the next piece of its a**.
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Old 10/31/2002, 03:51 AM
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what kinda cukes do you have, NewReefLady?
  #119  
Old 10/31/2002, 05:41 AM
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If it is indeed a gonad eater. I suppose someone did a stomach analysis on the fish to determine the diet.
One of the links posted here does have something about
analysing the stomach contents, but I can't remember what it said.

Someone also said that the intestines and gonads regenerated quickly, so I imagine they've dissected and necropsied the poor cuke as well. I'd be afraid to necropsy the cuke for fear the thing would regenerate in my hand if it's that magical.

You're right HiddenDragonet, buttmuncher was in poor taste. (poor taste... ).

He's a consumer of fine Sea Mountain Oysters.

I also read that he goes into the cuke to hide, and comes out to eat shrimp and things at night. You'd think he'd be happy with that.
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Old 10/31/2002, 08:49 AM
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Originally posted by Periclimenes Lover
LOL!! I wonder how many reefers are poking their cukes now??? I don't have any. Wonder how many will see a fish come out?
Poking their cukes....Now, that sounds vaguely autoerotic. Do you need a vibrating powerhead for that? Or can you just do it with your finger?
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  #121  
Old 10/31/2002, 08:55 AM
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hey angela -wasnt it you that was trying to find (or asking about)a new name recently?(since "new "reeflady no longer applies)

Gonadeatingassfish has a nice ring to it
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Old 10/31/2002, 02:43 PM
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This thread deserves to be up front and not on the third page!
  #123  
Old 10/31/2002, 02:54 PM
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Someone should start a poll: What do we call Angelas new fish?

1. Angela's gonad eating butt fish
2. Gonadeatingassfish
3. Butt Muncher
4. Ice fish
5. Abstain (*** pain?)
  #124  
Old 10/31/2002, 05:03 PM
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There is a moral to this story.

If you are very bad you'll be reincarnated as a buttburrowingnadfeast fish. If you are very, very bad you'll be reincarnated as a cuke with a buttburrowingnadfeast fish as a "special friend". Just imagine if the fish had a severe overbite.


I know that I'm not gonna step on any more ant hills.
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  #125  
Old 10/31/2002, 05:24 PM
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I think we have some new characters for the 'Spongehead Bob Squarepants' cartoon!

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