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11/22/2007, 08:22 PM
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A.D.D. (Not serious)
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: Wanna go ride bikes ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And a T-shirt I heard about recently that reads: It's not that I have ADD...it's just that OH LOOK A BUNNY RABBIT !!!
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11/22/2007, 08:32 PM
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HEY!
i cant help it if i cant control my brain and my thoughts to stay on one topic or keep from going crazy doing random stuff or skipping from topic to topic like yesterdays news like the one i threw out in the garbage can earlier when it was raining and i was so full from eating maaaad food cause its thanksgiving and both the football games sucked today cause they werent close and i fell asleep nthe floor watching one then i woke up lie k10 seconds later nad chased my little 4 year old cousin around for a few hours or so until he got tired out. woah
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11/22/2007, 08:51 PM
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floyd - have you had a few this evening lol
your spelling like me know my dog had a serious case of ADD
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11/22/2007, 09:08 PM
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i know how to make 4 different noises by flicking my face
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~Mike An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, only "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience." |
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11/22/2007, 10:31 PM
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Where are my clothes and why is there a clown suit in my closet........................
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Does the search engine make Carrie's butt look big? - BrianD “The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” - Friedrich Nietzsche |
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11/22/2007, 10:39 PM
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Turkey gettin' to ya???
Christy... 
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11/22/2007, 10:41 PM
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why is there a Bimbo in my dreams... deninatly nothing wrong with that
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Does the search engine make Carrie's butt look big? - BrianD “The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” - Friedrich Nietzsche |
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11/23/2007, 11:03 AM
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Ah yes, ADD. The mind of a Quad-Core Intel processor.....with only 128 MB of RAM.
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11/23/2007, 11:11 PM
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Does the search engine make Carrie's butt look big? - BrianD “The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” - Friedrich Nietzsche |
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11/23/2007, 11:37 PM
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Serious response....
If you ever coach soccer, you will be smart to beg for 2 or 3 ADD kids on your team. They freaking ROCK at halfback/ sweeper and everyone else hates the position because it requires you to run the entire game. ADD kids are a challenge as you have to constantly keep them engaged on an active assignment. When they are stationary, they HAVE to know that something active is coming and be reminded that their activity is waiting for it to come. That said, that energy is a GREAT asset for the coach or teacher who can find innovative ways to put it to work. It will be constructive or destructive, but it won't go away.
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11/24/2007, 01:11 AM
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I agree..Im a soccer coach and one of my kids are ADHD...He is an awesome player........ |
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11/24/2007, 10:03 AM
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Now, her father might be a different story 
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