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Old 04/04/2005, 10:19 PM
New_Noob New_Noob is offline
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Angry Women....
gawd why do women have to be so confusing, to bad humans cant reproduce Asexualy....
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Old 04/04/2005, 10:28 PM
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that would be no fun
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Old 04/04/2005, 10:36 PM
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better then the crap im dealing with women right now.
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Old 04/04/2005, 10:56 PM
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Look on the bright side, in 3 years you will probably never see them again. (Assuming they are highschool friends of yours)
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Old 04/04/2005, 10:56 PM
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Tell us your problems...
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Old 04/04/2005, 11:03 PM
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Re: Women....
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gawd why do women have to be so confusing, to bad humans cant reproduce Asexualy....
I am willing to put up with my woman for the sexual reproduction. We have one child but we are practicing really hard for the next one.
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Old 04/04/2005, 11:20 PM
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in 9th grade you arent dealing with women - you are dealing with teenage girls.

Just wait till you are 25 - It gets better
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Old 04/04/2005, 11:33 PM
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Re: Re: Women....
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I am willing to put up with my woman for the sexual reproduction. We have one child but we are practicing really hard for the next one.
Ditto that!
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Old 04/04/2005, 11:36 PM
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hey, its a reeffreak!
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Old 04/04/2005, 11:38 PM
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hey, its a reeffreak!
Bingo!...he got it in one!
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Old 04/04/2005, 11:51 PM
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Just wait till you are 25 - It gets a lot worse...
Fixed.
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Old 04/04/2005, 11:54 PM
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LOL!
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Old 04/04/2005, 11:56 PM
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The First step to getting a woman to be understandable is getting her to understand that you dont understand her.

I can speak slower for some of you men that have trouble understanding me.
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Old 04/05/2005, 12:08 AM
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I can speak slower for some of you men that have trouble understanding me.
Don't trouble yourself.......................it all sounds the same to us! bwah bwah..............bwah bwah........
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Old 04/05/2005, 12:14 AM
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Sounds like all the adults on the "Peanuts/Charlie Brown" TV cartoons!
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Old 04/05/2005, 01:26 AM
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Re: Women....
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gawd why do women have to be so confusing, too bad humans cant reproduce Asexually....
Well, there's always the alternative....and no, it's not asexual reproduction!
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Old 04/05/2005, 01:51 AM
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just remeber my lad...


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Old 04/05/2005, 02:03 AM
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^^^ If you figure out how to operate that thing... send me the instructions
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Old 04/05/2005, 02:22 AM
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Women are great

I'm getting long in the tooth now (33) & am having a hell of a time finding single ones my age that aren't as screwed up as a cricket in a hubcap.

Going back to college has been intresting. Nothing for the ego like dating a 20 year old. Problem is that aside from not being able to understand half the crap they say due to me being a man & all, it's as though we speak different languages because of the age difference. Not bragging... Complaining. Nothing quite like your date not being let in to the club to see one of your favorite local bands because she's underage.

I'd give my eye teeth for a 25-35 year old girlfriend. All the women that age seem to be either married, or unfathomable. Time to give intraweb dating a go I suppose, 'coz I can't figure out where the ones my age have been cloistered.

This single-man rant was brought to you by the courtesy of Newcastle.
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Old 04/05/2005, 03:09 AM
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New_noob, it took me atleast 25 years to figure them out. Once I did life became great. Dont feel bad.
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Old 04/05/2005, 06:00 AM
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As the mother of two teen-aged girls, I feel your pain. Like fine wine, we DO improve with age!!!!!

Keep the faith.
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Old 04/05/2005, 06:20 AM
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Hey man...you're dealing with high-school girls...don't even try to understand them!!! You'll only end up depressing yourself beyond recognition. Just enjoy your HS years and do your best to keep them from dragging you down into the void of teenage "love drama" and wait until college to meet and ATTEMPT to understand women...that's when things get really interesting! (and less dramatic...well, to a point anyway)

But, as long as you accept the fact that you will never understand women, you'll be OK.
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Old 04/05/2005, 06:52 AM
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advice....
Advice as noted in an RC sig.........

Woman and cats are going to do what they want. Its up to men and dogs to get use to it
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Old 04/05/2005, 06:59 AM
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lol, gawd 23 posts, lol, i love this forum....

i'll go to school today, see what happens and not let it bring me down, but keep the ideas flowing people!
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Old 04/05/2005, 07:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sierra
in 9th grade you arent dealing with women - you are dealing with teenage girls.

Just wait till you are 25 - It gets better
better? more psychotic you mean.
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