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Old 04/05/2005, 07:15 AM
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Old 04/05/2005, 07:33 AM
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Old 04/05/2005, 07:37 AM
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Just wait till you are 25 - It gets better
Wait a minute, I'm 25...Where do you get this information??

Wait till you are 25, they're exactly the same but about 4 times more expensive!
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Old 04/05/2005, 07:39 AM
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Re: advice....

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Originally posted by O'Coralman
Advice as noted in an RC sig.........

Woman and cats are going to do what they want. Its up to men and dogs to get use to it
Damn I have one woman and 3 cats ... does that mean I am a masochist ??? LOL

Wonderfull tread ... I still dont understand this nice species, but I stoped trying.

It even gets worse when you life in a relation and both have a different mother language. Try to express feelings, emotions etc in another language .., man you can run in deep shot ...

I speek German, she French and together we speak English - and our cats get them all
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Old 04/05/2005, 07:52 AM
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The First step to getting a woman to be understandable is getting her to understand that you dont understand her.

I can speak slower for some of you men that have trouble understanding me.
Could you type a little slower, I can't read that fast...
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Old 04/05/2005, 08:29 AM
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Wait a minute, I'm 25...Where do you get this information??

Wait till you are 25, they're exactly the same but about 4 times more expensive!
LOL, maybe she's hoping it's true, she has a few years to find out.
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Old 04/05/2005, 08:30 AM
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Re: Women....

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Originally posted by New_Noob
gawd why do women have to be so confusing, to bad humans cant reproduce Asexualy....

Trust me, women feel the same way about men most of the time.
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Old 04/05/2005, 09:55 AM
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"Heffe, You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When she is ready, she will open them to me."

"So El Guapo, when will she open her petals"

"Tonight - or I will KILL HER!"
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Old 04/05/2005, 10:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dolfan0925
Wait a minute, I'm 25...Where do you get this information??

Wait till you are 25, they're exactly the same but about 4 times more expensive!
I'm 22 - I feel forty - and since I'm married - You cant count me in this conversation. I gave up on confusing my husband 3 years ago, he knows to much.
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Old 04/05/2005, 12:03 PM
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day.

"I'd love to be six again, " she replied.

On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early, got up made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
he is gonna get it wrong.

New_Noob,

Sometimes you can't do anything but just listen. You don't have to fix anything or do anything but just listen. It is kind of like watching a foreign language film. You don’t know what they are saying but you kind of understood a few things through common human interaction and facial expression.
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Old 04/05/2005, 12:13 PM
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Ya man, my ex thought I was a great listener, she talked and I daydreamed. I found that when she was mad I could do two things(the decision was up to her); I could listen to her complain about something I did, or She wouldn't talk to me and if that were the case I just left her be. Usually either way she was back to normal the next morning...women are weird.
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Old 04/05/2005, 12:23 PM
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ISW that is hilarious! So true. Thing is guys tend to listen more when it pertains to them.
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Old 04/05/2005, 12:25 PM
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New_Noob girl just skip girls for now. They cost to much. Ive learned that. I need a 2nd job if i want to keep one.
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Old 04/05/2005, 12:38 PM
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luceneck.....LOVE the "new math"!!! That's awesome!!


Jamesurq...."Would you say that I have a plethora of pinatas?"
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Old 04/05/2005, 12:47 PM
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oh jes, you have a plethora...
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Old 04/05/2005, 01:10 PM
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...and do you know what a "plethora" is?
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Old 04/05/2005, 01:11 PM
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lol
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Old 04/05/2005, 03:43 PM
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lol, see the problem is that we have been friends for a reallllllly long time, but over the last week we cant realy talk, because i like her more then a friend and she has liked me more then a friend for little over a year(i think so), so im just gonna tell her straight out, that if she dosent like me like that, or she just wants to be friends, im a-ok with that, but if she wants to get a little more intimate ( ) then im cool with that also, just that we should lay our cards on the table before we screw up our friendship, i mean i have always liked her as a sister and as a friend, i love her, but these games we play are killing me! and she wont even talk to me, so i have to rely on her friends for suport ( not mine, all my friends are man whores ) and i keep hearing different oppinions from each one! so im gonna call her up or talk to her on AIM, and just tell her, i ahve nothing to lose, if i mess up our "sexual" relationship, we can still remain on a personal and social one.

And oh well, there are othe fish in the see, but i cant get her off my mind!
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Old 04/05/2005, 03:49 PM
Dolfan0925 Dolfan0925 is offline
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Originally posted by New_Noob
i love her, but these games we play are killing me!
Welcome to dating, get used to it. Girls play games, they'll tell you they hate playing games, then turn around and play all KINDS of games.

So it sounds like you guys are already friends w/ benifits. That is very hard to work out.
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Old 04/05/2005, 03:49 PM
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Old 04/05/2005, 03:53 PM
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li have always liked her as a sister



Incest?
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Old 04/05/2005, 03:54 PM
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thanks Lion! but i cant get her off my mind, im in love with her, so much.

lol, so im not incest! "like a sister"

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Old 04/05/2005, 03:56 PM
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Old 04/05/2005, 04:03 PM
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thanks Lion! but i cant get her off my mind, im in love with her, so much.

lol, so im not incest! "like a sister"

Your find someone else like i did.
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Old 04/05/2005, 04:11 PM
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Learn one detail and you'll understand women.....


When women ask for your opinion, they really want to hear their own opinion......in a deeper voice.
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