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Old 04/01/2007, 12:22 PM
shouldabenacowboy shouldabenacowboy is offline
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CHUCK NORRIS.....Gaaaaaa!!
Why does he have a Mt. Dew commercial?

Gaaaa...... NO MORE NORRIS!!!!!!

I am not going to drink any more Mt Dew until this is off the air

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Old 04/01/2007, 12:25 PM
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He looks like Droopy the cartoon dog.
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Old 04/01/2007, 01:35 PM
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Chuck Norris:

"He once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just 'the Islands"
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Just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber you go and do something like this....And totally redeem yourself!
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Old 04/01/2007, 01:36 PM
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There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures chuck norris has allowed to live
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Old 04/01/2007, 02:09 PM
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chuck noris' main export is pain his second largest export is the Dew
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Old 04/01/2007, 02:32 PM
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Q banned Chuck Norris from this board! He ain't to tough. Speaking of him, where's our beloved keg kisser?
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Old 04/01/2007, 02:36 PM
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Mountain Dew dropped the ball on this one. They should have picked him up a year ago when the chuck norris thing was really funny.
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Old 04/01/2007, 02:46 PM
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
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Old 04/01/2007, 02:51 PM
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Quote:
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
HAHA
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Old 04/01/2007, 02:57 PM
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When you open a can of whoop-***, Chuck Norris jumps out.

one of my favorites
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Old 04/01/2007, 04:02 PM
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Mountain Dew dropped the ball on this one. They should have picked him up a year ago when the chuck norris thing was really funny.
Totally true on that one. Plus they didn't even make a reference to the Chuck jokes.
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Old 04/01/2007, 04:33 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies, He Sandbags them!
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Old 04/01/2007, 06:41 PM
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity...
















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Old 04/01/2007, 08:14 PM
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Is it me or does he look like his face was pulled a bit tooo tight???



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Old 04/01/2007, 08:28 PM
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He must have had his ponytail to tight for a looooooooong time!!

I can't stand him. Never been able to watch his stuff.
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