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06/27/2007, 10:49 AM
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Home Maid service
A recurring glossy insert in the local paper for a Maid Service states:
"Our mission is to improve the quality of your life by delivering total satisfaction and world-class customer service or it's FREE! Now here comes the good part. Ready?  "Statistics Show... When your home is cleaned on a recurring basis...your quality of life will improve by over 2,000%. The results are a simpler, healthier and happier life." No, that is not a mis- type "over 2,000%%!! I don't think if they sent 6 super models in French Maid outfits that my life would improve 2,000%. I probably would die of a heart attack, but come on now, who comes up with this stuff. 
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06/27/2007, 10:55 AM
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2000% - That's like what ... 20 times? If my life improved by a factor of 20, I would need surgery to remove the f****ing smile from my face!
(What movie is that from?)
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06/27/2007, 12:26 PM
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I need a new maid. Mine moved away and I haven't looked for another one. 2000% would be wonderful but I'd be happy with less dust and clean floors at 100%
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06/27/2007, 01:19 PM
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06/27/2007, 02:51 PM
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And they sure ain't gonna clean.
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