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Not even Habby
It was a Happy Fourth card! So now you need a smilie without teeths. Some patents: Patent Number: WO0034411 Publication date: 2000-06-15 Inventor(s): KIM YOUNG KEUN (KR) Applicant(s): KIM YOUNG KEUN (KR) Requested Patent: WO0034411 Application Number: WO1999KR00138 19990326 Priority Number(s): KR19980053420 19981207 IPC Classification: C09K11/08; C09K11/59; C09K11/71 EC Classification: C03C8/18 Equivalents: AU2859199, EP1141168 (WO0034411), KR2000038422 Cited Documents: EP0745566; JP9301734; JP62065951; JP1162823 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Abstract -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Provided with a composition of a multipurpose far-infrared radiation material including: 0.2-38 parts by weight of at least one non-metal compound selected from the group consisting of SiO2 and P2O5; 0.01-70 parts by weight of at least one metal compound selected from the group consisting of TiO2, Al2O3, Fe2O3, FeO, MnO, MgO, CaO, Na2O, K2O, Cr2O3, NiO, BaO and SrO; 0.01-2 parts by weight of at least one rare earth element selected from the group consisting of Nd, Y, Ce, Sm, La and Yb; and 0.02-18 parts by weight of at least one element selected from the group consisting of C, Cr, Ni, Ba, Sr, Co, Cu, Li, Nb, Zr, Zn and Ge, the material having multiple functions such as emission of non-thermal far-infrared rays, vital strength enhancement, air purification, absorption or neutralization of harmful electromagnetic waves, control of water vein, improvement of water and soil qualities, and the like, and being applicable to every fields of industry concerning environments, water quality and soil improvement, water purification, health products and hot medical applications, farm-livestock-fisheries products, floriculture, construction, building, food storage and processing, space-air, maglev magnetism, special alloyed steel, motor vehicle, sports, electrical and electronics, and so on.
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ACTIVATING DEVICE FOR WATER OR GAS BY MEANS OF MAGNETISM AND FAR INFRARED RAY Patent Number: JP2002361262 Publication date: 2002-12-17 Inventor(s): TANABE KENJI Applicant(s): TANABE KENJI Requested Patent: JP2002361262 Application Number: JP20010205425 20010601 Priority Number(s): IPC Classification: C02F1/48; B01J19/08; C02F1/30; C10L3/06 EC Classification: Equivalents: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Abstract -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PROBLEM TO BE SOLVED: To provide an activating device which activated water or gas by means of combined synergistic effect with magnetic treatment on the basis of magnetohydrodynamics and far infrared ray radiation radiated from ceramic. SOLUTION: This activating device is constituted in such a manner that magnetic and far infrared ray radiating parts are made of strong magnets and specified far infrared ray radiating ceramic balls, and water or gas is strongly activated by means of the combined synergistic effect of the far infrared radiation in the strong magnetic field.
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Bubble humidifier including permanent magnets for reducing the growth of algae therein Patent Number: US5733447 Publication date: 1998-03-31 Inventor(s): MAKAR MARKO (CA) Applicant(s): Requested Patent: US5733447 Application Number: US19960620895 19960322 Priority Number(s): US19960620895 19960322 IPC Classification: C02F1/48 EC Classification: A61M16/16 Equivalents: CA2199592 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Abstract -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A container for water. The container has walls and a base and a magnet located adjacent the base of the container. The magnet is positioned to be below the level of water in the container when water is present in the container. The invention find particular application in a bubble humidifier to humidify gas bubbled through water contained in the bubble humidifier prior to the gas passing to a patient.
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Water purifying device Patent Number: US2002162754 Publication date: 2002-11-07 Inventor(s): PARK GUN SHIK (KR) Applicant(s): Requested Patent: US2002162754 Application Number: US20020071611 20020208 Priority Number(s): WO2001KR00977 20010608; KR20000031721 20000609 IPC Classification: C02F1/461; C25B9/00 EC Classification: A01K63/04, C02F1/00M, C02F1/461B4 Equivalents: AU6435201, CA2381447, KR2001011193, WO0194264 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Abstract -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The present invention relates to a water purifying device including: a cell unit consisting of a high purity ceramic for obtaining far infrared ray, and having a shape according to a kind of water tank, a ring-shaped Volta cell consisting of a non-ferrous metal being provided in the cell unit; and a lump unit being connected to the cell unit through a metal coil, and consisting of ceramic, a conductive lump consisting of a non-ferrous metal being provided in the lump unit. Accordingly, the water purifying device is easily installed in the water tank, for disinfecting bacteria, restricting generation of bacteria, removing odor, and facilitating growth of aquatic plants and fishes. As a result, a number of changing water in the water tank can be considerably reduced, to improve efficiency
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There are a lot more , especially Korean, Chinese and Japanese patents. I did not take the less relevant out.US2002139963 Composition emitting far infrared rays and method for preparation thereof
CN1366006 Environment protection type multifunctional catalytic paint US6439207 Generator of high oxygen molecule CN1364834 Far infrared energy saving paint US2002095919 Filter element of an air filter with far infrared energy US2002094368 Process of collecting young leaves of rice plant and its processing method, processed goods and foods US2002085946 Sterilizing method by far-infrared radiation TW466459 Heat dissipation method and device for a far-infrared projector in a surveillance system CN1356290 Process for preparing catalytic nano material for far infrared radiation and its element TW464706 Process for manufacturing far infrared nonwoven fabric and product made thereby US2002063089 Water filtration device employing far infrared media JP2002126745 WATER TREATMENT AND ACTIVATING APPARATUS BY CERAMIC AND FAR INFRARED RAY WO0237986 PREPARATION METHOD OF WHOLE BEAN CURD EP1201422 Laminate with a peelable top layer and method of peeling off the top layer from the laminate CN1338597 Automatically controlled flow-through type electric water heater JP2002001317 WATER PURIFIER BY FAR INFRARED RAY WO0194264 WATER PURIFYING DEVICE CN2465116U Far infrared pipe type electric water heater JP2001293026 FAR INFRARED RAY FRAMED HOT WATER BOTTLE JP2001276109 SUN HOT (FAR INFRARED ELECTRIC HOT-WATER BOTTLE IN THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY) TW436558 Method of improving durability of a building, building, far-infrared radiation thermal storage floor heating system, and method of improving TW400429 Lumber with destroyed pit membranes, their manufacture method and device US6298768 Beverage serving apparatus CN1316385 Microbubbling for infrared equipment for activating running water US6293963 Water energizing device for shower bath US6290917 Aerating apparatus with far infrared radiation EP1133943 Method for producing boiled egg-like foods and apparatus for the same TW425935Y Layered screen structure of water purification device with far infrared ceramic magnetic stone balls US6261985 High temperature non-stick cookware KR203218Y MANUFACTURING SYSTEM OF ACTIVE WATER BY USING METHODOF FAR-INFRARED RAY AND MAGNETIZING WO0143783 LIQUID ENERGIZING COASTER US6244254 Power activating device CN2431524U Far-infrared multipass direct heating type electric water heater WO0138717 METHOD OF INCREASING ENGINE COMBUSTION EFFICIENCY AND ACTIVATING AGENT USED FOR IT CN1293281 Technology for making far infrared textile material CN1291707 Energy-saving environmental protection far infrared water-heating boiler WO0128869 PROCESSED CONTAINER SUCH AS TRAY, DISH, TEA TRAY, LUNCH BOX, SEEDLING POT, PACK AND CUP USING AS RAW MATERIAL LEAF-STALK-SHELL, WASTE, UNUTI CN1288681 Nutritious vermicelli and jelly of spitulina and their production process US6209228 Shoe pad assembly WO0123468 MOUSE FOR COMPUTER RADIATING FAR INFRARED CN1284346 Far infrared Gukangtie plaster CN1279049 Multifunctional health-care sleeping appliances CN1280229 Method for preparing far infrared high power water absorbing composite paper and its products US6166357 Electric mat containing nephrite jade EP1069153 Production process of rubber plugs CN2402211U Cyclic water supply type far infrared water-heated electric blanket CN1269164 Vegetable preserved in paper shapes and its production process CN1267498 Far-infrared magnetic health bathtub CN1267509 Multi-effect shampoo capable of eliminating scurf, stopping itching and conditioning hair CN1263940 Method for preparing beverage containing alcohol with little by-effect for human liver CN1264730 Environmental protection type far infrared and ionized washing powder with complete functions including high detergency, disinfection and so CN1262107 Health-care series of Chinese medicines for foot-therapy and its dedicated appliance US6108581 Far infrared ray diffusing mat JP2000198967 LABEL AND ADHESIVE TAPE EMITTING FAR INFRARED RAY AND CONTAINER FOR DRINKING WATER, ALCOHOL, ETC., OR FOOD PACKAGE WITH THIS-LABEL OR ADH WO0034411 COMPOSITION OF MULTIPURPOSE FAR-INFRARED RADIATION MATERIAL WO0027223 METHOD FOR MANUFACTURING WHOLE BEAN CURD WO0000950 ACCESSORY PANEL HAVING FAR-INFRARED RADIATION AND MULTIPURPOSE FUNCTIONS CN1253841 Health-care therapeutic food basin US6085637 Beverage serving apparatus EP1016366 Beverage serving apparatus And it goes on and on and on and.....
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I liked this one:
MOUSE FOR COMPUTER RADIATING FAR INFRARED Patent Number: WO0123468 Publication date: 2001-04-05 Inventor(s): RYO HYUNG-WOONG (KR) Applicant(s): RYO HYUNG WOONG (KR); HANBAIK ENGINEERING CO LTD (KR) Requested Patent: WO0123468 Application Number: WO1999KR00814 19991224 Priority Number(s): KR19990041589 19990928 IPC Classification: C08L27/06 EC Classification: C08K3/00P Equivalents: AU1894300, KR2000017731 Cited Documents: KR90002824; KR96004926 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Abstract -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This invention relates to a mouse for computers to implement the orders by operating the hand without the keyboard in using the computer, therein the body and the linking jack connected with the power supply line, the body is compounding and forming the composition powdered by Elvan 5-15 weight%, a precious stone 5-15 weight%, Zeolite 5-15 weight% and Crystal 5-15 weight% with P.V.C 55-65 weight% of the synthetic water paper materials, whereby have effects on a user promoting the health by way of various beneficial substances including the ultrared rays radiated from the mouse according to preventing from the eyesight reduction, fatigue, electronic waves and anything else.
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Habib,
Which one do you think will grow my hair back best Thanks for the funny reading material, it's a great way to start the morning with my coffee I guess you really don't need to have any reality to get a patent I've seen better psuedo science in sci fi comedies like Red Dwarf
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Which one do you think will grow my hair back best What about this one Device having far infrared radiator for enhancing growth of hair Patent Number: US2002077679 Publication date: 2002-06-20 Inventor(s): LO HAO WEN (TW) Applicant(s): Requested Patent: US2002077679 Application Number: US20000737577 20001218 Priority Number(s): US20000737577 20001218 IPC Classification: A61N5/06 EC Classification: A61N5/06C7 Equivalents: Abstract The present invention proposes a device having a far IR radiator for enhancing the growth of hair, which device comprises a main body having a hold part and a contact part. A battery is installed in the hold part. A far IR radiator is installed in the contact part. A transparent cover is further arranged on the outer surface of the contact part. A comb having arrays of comb fingers is joined on the cover. The main body has a switch and a power socket. The battery will let the far IR radiator emit far IR lights to stimulate the skin of the scalp. Therefore, the hairs can be protected and nourished, and hair follicles can be activated to grow new hairs so that the hairs will be blacker and denser and have more vitality
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Here's another:
Patent Number: US4657,87665432,658433 Publication date: 2004-06-20 Inventor(s): Sekha, Habib Applicant(s): Sekha, Habib Assignee: Salifert Abstract The present invention proposes a device having a far IR radiator for enhancing the growth of hair, increasing sexual attraction, and making fish livelier in aquaria. The device works through a mechanism that is not fully understood, but which we assure the patent examiners is real. Tests on two (yes, TWO) different aquaria, one bald head, and one unattractive man have demonstrated great improvements such that the subjects did not ask for their money back.
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This is REALLY FUN.
You name it and it can be found. increasing sexual attraction, Well sort of. Bolding is mine (NO Boomer that's not that mine). Thermal excitation of sensory resonances Patent Number: US5800481 Publication date: 1998-09-01 Inventor(s): LOOS HENDRICUS G (US) Applicant(s): Requested Patent: US5800481 Application Number: US19950580346 19951228 Priority Number(s): US19950580346 19951228 IPC Classification: A61F2/00 EC Classification: A61M21/00, A61N1/40T, A61N1/28, A61N5/02, A61N5/06C3, A61N5/06C6 Equivalents: Abstract In man, autonomic and cortical resonances of the nervous system can be excited by inducing subliminal heat pulses in the skin by means of a resistive heat patch, laser, heat lamp, or microwave radiation, or through a slow air jet that carries a small periodic fluctuation in temperature. Deeply subliminal skin temperature oscillations of frequency near +E,fra 1/2+EE Hz induced in a subject by any of these means cause sleepiness, drowziness, relaxation, a tonic smile, ptosis of the eyelids, a tense feeling, sudden loose stool, or sexual excitement, depending on the precise pulse frequency used. For certain higher frequencies, the induced subliminal skin temperature oscillations cause fractured thought and a slowing of certain cortical processes. The method and apparatus can be used by the general public as an aid to relaxation, sleep, or arousal, and clinically for the control and perhaps treatment of tremors, seizures, and emotional disorders. There is further application in the form of nonlethal weapons, involving a pulsed infrared laser or a pulsed microwave beam, tuned to a sensory resonance pulse frequency. Belt for promoting male sexual function Patent Number: CN1092329 Publication date: 1994-09-21 Inventor(s): XIANHUI LU (CN) Applicant(s): LU XIANHUI (CN) Requested Patent: CN1092329 Application Number: CN19930104136 19930410 Priority Number(s): CN19930104136 19930410 IPC Classification: A61M37/00; A61K35/00; A61N5/06; A61F7/00 EC Classification: Equivalents: Abstract The invented band sums up the medicinal action, infrared ray radiative action and the heating action of heating bag into an integral whole, and is composed of two medicinal bags and two sections of elastic cord. The medicinal bag is composed of out layer bag, medicine core and automatic heating bag. On the surface of the out layer bag the coating formed of ceramic infrared paint is printed. The medicine core is made with extra care from 41 kinds of traditional Chinese medicines. Said band is worn on the waist to make the medicine core aim at shengque, shenyu and mingmen acupoints. Said band possesses of the curative effects for such symptoms as lassitude and pain in loin and knees, cold limbs, intolerance to cold, impotence, old and infirm etc.
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This is REALLY FUN I know, that's what I meant by you are one sick person, you are so flippin' funny, take you meds and knock it off Randy Here's another: Patent Number: US4657,87665432,658433 Publication date: 2004-06-20 Inventor(s): Sekha, Habib Applicant(s): Sekha, Habib Assignee: Salifert You are getting just as bad a Habby Did you run out of meds ?
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Did you run out of meds ?
Are you kidding? That's like asking if you ran out of iron.
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That is something that you'd need to be sure of. I can just see making that mistake with my wife. "Heh baby, wanna get lucky?.........eeeewwwwwww" LOLOLOLOL
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Hi all,
I somehow missed this thread until now. Sorry for chiming in late, especially since the thread has degraded to magnetically powered devices that produce Olestra like side effects, but this nonsense really sticks in my craw... I read the review in question with quite a bit of disgust and hearthache. I was actually embarrassed to be reading it. Any shred of respect I had left for Goemans is now completely gone. This article brought on terrible flashbacks to the Marc Weiss interview when Bob asked obviously canned questions and the replies were direct quotes from Marc Weisses advertising and website. This kind of stuff is why Carl Sagan's "A Demon Haunted World, Science as a Candle in the Dark" should be mandatory High School reading. In it, Sagan repeatedly asserts the importance of a well honed "BS detector". It will never cease to amaze me that people fall for such outrageous claims. Even if someone isn't educated in the sciences, you would think the language alone would just scream "snake oil". Also, to reiterate a point that was already made.... I have never read a bad review from Goemans. How does anyone trust the credibility of someone who never has a negative word to say about a product???
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Since when is Ron a product?
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Since when is Ron a product?
Well, I always thought Ronny thinks he is a product sudden loose stool I have laughted so much here my "stool" got loosse and have actually fell off it a few times now. I have never read a bad review from Goemans I beleive I have pointed that out a few times also.........there are no bad reviews by Bobby other than that bad review of a Salifert test kit
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As I posted to another thread, here are some nice debunking web sites:
http://www.chem1.com/CQ/magscams.html http://www.chem1.com/CQ/aquacrack.html
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Randy that was a great read
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I was teasing!
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I'm sure you guys mistyped "Bobby", so I corrected it for you to prevent any concern that you might be calling folks names.
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You know this type of junk science isn't just marketed to the masses. I'm a chem engineer at an oil refinery and I had a guy stop by trying to sell "BIG" magnets to treat industrial cooling water systems. I'm talking 100's of thousands of dollars here.
About 5 minutes into his pitch I actually chuckled out loud (for which I'm not proud) and told him we weren't interested... He even had a long list of references, but he never actually produced a name when pressed . |
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