Cats are stupid.

NTidd · #1 01/27/2004, 06:16 PM

That is all.

wee-reefer · #2 01/27/2004, 06:30 PM

I agree whole-heartedly.

koikeeper · #3 01/27/2004, 06:31 PM

I won't agree with the stupid part; but I will add you cat owners who let your cats roam are lucky you don't live near me. Roaming cats in my neighborhood don't come home.

koi

joeychitwood · #4 01/27/2004, 06:51 PM

Cats are definitely stupid. I can squirt my cats with lemon juice 5,000 times to get them off the kitchen counter, and they'll be back up on the counter two minutes later.

Fat Man · #5 01/27/2004, 06:58 PM

NTidd, you are a master of the obvious. The only thing dumber than a cat is two cats.

Koi, our cat roams and the dang thing keeps coming back. Can you help? Perhaps some Nebraska coyotes as the California variety does not seem up to the task.

shermlock · #6 01/27/2004, 06:59 PM

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I can squirt my cats with lemon juice 5,000 times to get them off the kitchen counter, and they'll be back up on the counter two minutes later

Let me get this straight. You have squirted lemon juice at your cat 5000 times without any positive results? So you have had to clean up lemon juice 5000 times and spend money buying all that lemon juice only to do it over and over again? Hmmmm, yeah the cat is stupid.

Joeychitwood, I am just screwing around. If you are one of the insane people on RC... I apologize in advance.
Scott

cwbroden · #7 01/27/2004, 07:00 PM

If cats are stupid then dogs must not even have a brain.

NTidd · #8 01/27/2004, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by Fat Man
NTidd, you are a master of the obvious. The only thing dumber than a cat is two cats.

Koi, our cat roams and the dang thing keeps coming back. Can you help? Perhaps some Nebraska coyotes as the California variety does not seem up to the task.

The only thing dumber than two cats is a single kitten too.

joeychitwood · #9 01/27/2004, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by shermlock
Joeychitwood, I am just screwing around. If you are one of the insane people on RC... I apologize in advance.
Scott

So it's only an apology if I'm insane? OK......I guess.

slipknottin · #10 01/27/2004, 07:12 PM

One of the insane, apparently there are others.

What qualifies as insane anyways?

Fat Man · #11 01/27/2004, 07:17 PM

NTidd,
You hit the nail on the head again.

cwbroden,
Dogs are chowder heads, but thats another thread.

shermlock · #12 01/27/2004, 07:24 PM

There are numerous people here that can't take a joke. I was just messing around and it is clear that joeychitwood understands I was just having fun. It says that he is an EMS Doc. so I am sure he can use a laugh with a job like that. By the way, I will defer to the Doc. who qualifies as insane.
Scott

Drew_P · #13 01/27/2004, 07:41 PM

you guys will appreciate this then..

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_797528.html?menu=

Pernelf · #14 01/27/2004, 07:46 PM

That is so horrible, how can people do something like that to catch a fish

NTidd · #15 01/27/2004, 07:54 PM

I retract my previous statement, no one could catch fish with full sized cats, I guess kittens do serve a purpose...

skippy2 · #16 01/27/2004, 08:02 PM

You guys just aren't right. And the catbait story is horrid.

koikeeper · #17 01/27/2004, 08:43 PM

"Koi, our cat roams and the dang thing keeps coming back. Can you help? "

I only work for beer and aquatic merchandise. Hope you don't mind if I bring the gun.

(for all you cat lovers-I am dead serious; if the pound can't catch a cat I start taking shots when they enter my property.)

slipknottin · #18 01/27/2004, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by shermlock
There are numerous people here that can't take a joke.

Like who?

gkmartinez · #19 01/27/2004, 09:21 PM

Thank you Shermlock!

NTidd · #20 01/27/2004, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by shermlock
There are numerous people here that can't take a joke.

Quote:

Like who?

Me.

slipknottin · #21 01/27/2004, 09:31 PM

hmm, seems like i missed something.

shermlock · #22 01/27/2004, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Like who?

"Uhhhh Beavis?" You've got over a thousand posts and you have never run into a person who has had a problem with a joke? We all have misunderstood a posters intentions and some people flame the person. I have seen it on RC well over 50 times in my short tenure here at RC.
Have a laugh on me,
Scott

pnosko · #23 01/27/2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by NTidd
I guess kittens do serve a purpose...

Yes they do. They serve as scapegoats for small, insecure people.

Fat Man · #24 01/27/2004, 10:40 PM

Kittens, worms, minnows, live bait is live bait.

Koi do you like Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, and what caliber do you prefer?

musicsmaker · #25 01/27/2004, 11:00 PM

I used to say that cat's couldn't do tricks, but one day I met a cat that would roll over on command every time. I guess there is an exception to every rule!

Cat's are so stupid. What people see in them I'll never know.