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06/20/2007, 07:49 AM
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So yesterday...
some guy walks up and just clocks me right in the back of the head !!!! I was standing there talking to another person and WHAM ! Just punches me in the back of my head...and stands there !
Turns out........he was hungry and needed a place to sleep for the next few days. He told me, 'Well, I knew I could go to jail if I hit a cop....and I figured a guy as big as you wouldn't hit a guy my size for that !!! (Boy was he wrong !) Well he got his wish....and now he's enjoying three hots and a cot !!! What a day !
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06/20/2007, 07:53 AM
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Wow... he must have had a huge pair...
Christy... 
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06/20/2007, 07:55 AM
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Oh that's just wrong...in so many ways!
 I hope your noggin is okay....
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06/20/2007, 08:12 AM
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Glad you're ok. Were you actually in uniform? If yes, why didn't you SHOOT him?
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06/20/2007, 08:16 AM
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gotta love agg batt on a peace officer. i'll holler at kirby and tell him to move over, he's gonna be gettin' some company.
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06/20/2007, 09:01 AM
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Are you kidding me!????!!
he chose YOU to bunch in the head!? Are you sure he didn't have a DEATH wish!!? You'd be the last person on this planet that I would chose to randomly walk up to and hit! You're a freak of nature! You can break someone in half with your pinky finger. STUPID!!!!
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06/20/2007, 09:04 AM
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That is hilarious what an idiot. ( the puncher)
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06/20/2007, 09:09 AM
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Eh, he just did what a lot of the women here have been wanting to do for some time
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06/20/2007, 09:11 AM
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So Aliie, how much did you pay the guy to punch him? Did you have a good view of the entire episode from around the corner?
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06/20/2007, 09:16 AM
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06/20/2007, 09:18 AM
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Well I didn't shoot him....he was like 5 foot nothing and 90 lbs !!! He doesn't bounce off cement that well either ! I turned around and grabbed him by his arm and used a (legal term dead ahead) straight arm bar take down on him which caused a bit of a bounce on the sidewalk but not too much !
Anyway....I brought him in and they ordered a psych eval because the doc saw ME....and him...and said he must be off his rocker just a touch to think that punching me was a good idea !
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06/20/2007, 09:24 AM
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people do some crazy crap, sad thing is he is safer and better fed in the slammer than he prob would be if he went to any of the shelters
still not to smart but he did have some decent logic that Him being small you saw him as a lesser threat and would not shoot or do him "much" phisical harm, where as if he attacked a cop more along the same body type as him there might have been a much diffrent outcome.
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06/20/2007, 09:37 AM
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And the truth is out. Seriously, glad he didn't use a bat or something.
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06/20/2007, 09:46 AM
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Re: So yesterday...
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 What did you do to deserve so much drama?
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06/20/2007, 10:12 AM
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06/20/2007, 10:18 AM
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I'm not really sure about that !!! Though I'm sure in some dusty old Civil War book...there is a picture of some soldiers, covered in dirt, blood and looking like they feel. A camp fire burns some old elm branches....and off in the background is me kickin' a puppy or something else inhumane !!! ....either that or I'm getting paid back for marrying the Spawn of Satan!
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06/20/2007, 11:50 AM
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Re: Re: Re: So yesterday...
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06/20/2007, 11:55 AM
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Lets just all be thankful he punched you in the head, where there was no chance of damage.
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06/20/2007, 12:12 PM
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Couldn't just have kicked you in the shins or spit on your boots? Same results and less pain.
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06/20/2007, 12:14 PM
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He will most likely sue you now.
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06/20/2007, 12:29 PM
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06/20/2007, 12:29 PM
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i'd have just walked up and said "think you're tough 'cause you got a gun there BARNEY?"
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06/20/2007, 12:30 PM
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I have never understood how people can get that hungry. Go catch a fish or find a cow... snare a rabbit.. or worst case, stop at a pizza place and ask if they have any returns.
Sorry to hear you were blindsided.. it does make for a good story though
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