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Old 08/18/2005, 12:45 PM
Minuteman Minuteman is offline
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Publisher Releases Guide to Kicking Men

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July 25, 2002 - USA
The 45 page colour instructional book entitled "Kicking Men" guides women through the process of kicking men down flights of stairs without repercussions from their spouse or girlfriends. "It isn't as easy as one would think to successfully do and get away with", comments author John Moore. "I was caught numerous times and eventually became determined to develop a fail-proof process. This book represents years of studying, practicing, research and an estimated 150 test men. At first I was somewhat alarmed by my dislike for men, when considering how much my girlfriends liked them. But after talking to scores of other women about my pent up feelings of anger towards men, I realized I was far from alone. That is why the introduction goes into great detail about the history of man kicking and some of the current theories on women's hatred of men. The secret to a successful kick is to first befriend the man, building its trust in you. It is when the man is truly relaxed and comfortable around you that you can then angle it towards the stair case for a mighty punt."




























This too, is a joke...

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Old 08/18/2005, 12:49 PM
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That is pretty freaking sad, but very funny.
I think I would throw done in .01 seconds if I did see someone do that to a cat or any other animal.
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Old 08/18/2005, 12:50 PM
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Now you've gone and done it!
You're in deep do do
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Old 08/18/2005, 12:50 PM
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Throw down what???
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Old 08/18/2005, 12:53 PM
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I dont care if thats a joke or not...Its not funny, its not clever...Its offensive and disgusting.
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Old 08/18/2005, 12:53 PM
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I see you found my book, my next release " Best ways to smack your dog" will be out in time for christmas, and don't forget the motherday classic " beat her and make her like it".....

Thanks for the support
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:00 PM
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I dont care if thats a joke or not...Its not funny, its not clever...Its offensive and disgusting.
Better?
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:02 PM
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I dont care if thats a joke or not...Its not funny, its not clever...Its offensive and disgusting.
Thats how they tenderize the meat in china....MMMM KITTY KABOBS
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:02 PM
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That is pretty freaking sad, but very funny.
I think I would throw done in .01 seconds if I did see a woman do that to a man or any other animal.
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:03 PM
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:04 PM
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I like this better than that 'other' handbook for women...much better
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:07 PM
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I'm extremely offended by your post. Do you have any idea how many battered men there are in this world?

mmmmm battered....
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:09 PM
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Battered does sound good....Deep fried Garfield nuggets....MMMMM
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:11 PM
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I like this better than that 'other' handbook for women...much better
You mean this one?


You better not be getting any ideas...
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:15 PM
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LOL@ the line in that pic...

" be alittle gay and a little more interesting for him....His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it..."


LMAO.... Does that mean invite a girlfreind and grope her for his pleasure.....
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:18 PM
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I am forwarding that to the girlfriend, maybe that will put her in her place!
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:32 PM
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OMG!! I haven't read through that whole handbook..
It says to 'arrange his pillow, offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low soothing voice

BLAH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Can't speak very 'soothing' and he's got a real problem if he can't remove his own shoes! I expect shoes off before he walks on the carpet

Blahhhh ha ha
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:39 PM
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OMG!! I haven't read through that whole handbook..
It says to 'arrange his pillow, offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low soothing voice

BLAH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Can't speak very 'soothing' and he's got a real problem if he can't remove his own shoes! I expect shoes off before he walks on the carpet

Blahhhh ha ha
You better learn to talk soothing for his comfort!
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:45 PM
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You better learn to talk soothing for his comfort!




hows that for soothing
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:53 PM
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OMG!! I haven't read through that whole handbook..
It says to 'arrange his pillow, offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low soothing voice

BLAH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Can't speak very 'soothing' and he's got a real problem if he can't remove his own shoes! I expect shoes off before he walks on the carpet

Blahhhh ha ha
hey bree talks soothing to me....She's still griping at me but its in a soothing tone...lol..and see its not my fault my shoes are in the middle of the floor, according to my new found bible its her fault for not taking them from me...Man I need a copy of this book....




So she can have another book to hit me with....OUCH
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:56 PM
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hey bree talks soothing to me....She's still griping at me but its in a soothing tone...lol
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Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Looks like she needs to read the guide again!
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:57 PM
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You two need to get a room...
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:57 PM
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Old 08/18/2005, 01:59 PM
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You two need to get a room...
As long as she acts gay and does what I ask....lol
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Old 08/18/2005, 02:00 PM
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You two need to get a room...
I have a room, now what?
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