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12/23/2007, 08:00 AM
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Sunday morning funny
5 presidents are on a plane
Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and George W. Bush. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane. Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane. Then John Adams says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane. Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George W. Bush off the plane. Doctor Demented A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." Then the German doctor bragged, "That''s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and almost immediately afterwards half the country was looking for work."
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12/23/2007, 08:06 AM
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what.... me and my coworkers were looking at them yesterday, it's funny.....
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12/23/2007, 08:07 AM
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It's not funny and you know it's good for a lock as soon as a MOD finds it.
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12/23/2007, 08:10 AM
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as scary as it may be, bart and i are very similar in our opinions of this topic ~jpfelix HEY! I lost it first ~CRP There is no "Brain" in "Brian." ~Beerguy |
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12/23/2007, 08:27 AM
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can I add a bad joke too?
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12/23/2007, 08:34 AM
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THE POPE AND HILLARY
The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. 'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her.
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as scary as it may be, bart and i are very similar in our opinions of this topic ~jpfelix HEY! I lost it first ~CRP There is no "Brain" in "Brian." ~Beerguy |
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12/23/2007, 08:35 AM
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but funny has heck thanks for the laugh 
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12/23/2007, 08:38 AM
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12/23/2007, 08:43 AM
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sure, be sure to send me the 7 cent royalty fee per use
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12/23/2007, 08:44 AM
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Cool! For once I don't have to make the call! And finally I get an...
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12/23/2007, 08:46 AM
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IBTL
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12/23/2007, 08:47 AM
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rut ro...
 I should never attempt sarcasm before my 2nd cup of coffee
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12/23/2007, 08:55 AM
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"Looking foolish does the spirit good. The need not to look foolish is one of youth's many burdens; as we get older we are exempted from more and more." ~ John Updike |
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12/23/2007, 09:01 AM
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12/23/2007, 09:05 AM
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as scary as it may be, bart and i are very similar in our opinions of this topic ~jpfelix HEY! I lost it first ~CRP There is no "Brain" in "Brian." ~Beerguy |
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12/23/2007, 09:34 AM
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Apologies to all for my lapse in judgement above
funny or not, isn't the issue, I shouldn't have posted it on the board. I guess this means I don't get to ride in the miata handing out beer to the neighborhood children in the christmas day parade this year either
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as scary as it may be, bart and i are very similar in our opinions of this topic ~jpfelix HEY! I lost it first ~CRP There is no "Brain" in "Brian." ~Beerguy |
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12/23/2007, 10:04 AM
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12/23/2007, 10:06 AM
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hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't you people go and get my thread closed.
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12/23/2007, 10:08 AM
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-Mike- "There either is or there isn't life out there. Both possibilites are frightening." (someone help me out - who said this?) |
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12/23/2007, 10:10 AM
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If the always controversial Bermuda politics gets closed, what did you think was going to happen?
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