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[cdangel0]

Things the fish tank and spouse have in common:

Both are beautiful to look at, fun to show off to friends, keep you occupied for hours a night, but still require more maintenance then humanly popssible to keep well balanced, and happy.

Not to mention, when you least expect it, without any prior warning or indication, they will both cause you more grief and aggrevation then any one person deserves.

But we love them anyway.